Ole Miss fans are just plain stupid.

GloryDawg

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I had a conversation with one of those people tonight.

He started it by asking me, "Did I like Mullen?" I said "yes". He said "really?" Then he said "he heard from his source that his shine was starting to rub off". I just smile and shook my head like yeah right.

Then he asked, "Are you guys expanding your stadium?" As if he did not know. I said," yes and it should be ready by the time we play USM" He asked, "Are you playing them in 2014?" I said "yes". He then said, "playing them was a waste of time". I told him, "the only thing I hated about playing them is the fact in 2015 our game will be their only sell out." He then said, " that's what I hate about playing Memphis all those years. They would have gone under if we did not return to Memphis to play them there. We carried their program"

He asked me, "Didn't one of our endzone never had seats?" I asked him," has he ever been there?" He said, "yes years ago". Then I said, "well then you know". He then asked, "are you bowling in the end zone?" I said, " well where else will we exspand". He then said, "we are expanding as well and I think ours will be completly bowled in by 2014 or maybe 2015." I said, "really? That's pretty good. I don't worry about what Ole Miss is doing too much so I did not know that."

He then said, "I think State let Croom go too early and we did not give him enough time." I said, "kind of like Cutcliff?" He said, "Cutcliff was lazy and was not recruiting and had to be let go." I was speechless at that point.

He brought up this past egg bowl. I said, "yeah it's hard to beat a team four years in a roll and having to do it on the road." I joke not, He said, "State beat us during the worse three years in Ole Miss football". I said, Wasn't one of those years Ole Miss went to the cotton bowl?" He said, "yes but we went into that game cocky and not ready to play."

I am not going to tell you the rest of the conversation but I think you all can finish it with out me stating it. We have all been there and done this.
 
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The Peeper

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You left out the part about them not caring that its basketball season (even though they were on top of the world a month ago) and when you bring up Omaha you will hear something like "how about that new watermellon flavored vodka?"
 

rabiddawg

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You should have told him it will be impossible to have a completely bowled stadium by 2015 when they haven't even raised half the money required to even present the proposal to the state college board yet. Until they consistently sell out their stadium with photographic proof included of asses in seats instead of their favorite tactic of reporting ticket sales than the college board will not even grant them am audience. But you can always show him the link of our construction cam.

I honestly don't even know if they have started on their new basketball place yet...
 
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esplanade91

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You should have told him it will be impossible to have a completely bowled stadium by 2015 when they haven't even raised half the money required to even present the proposal to the state college board yet. Until they consistently sell out their stadium with photographic proof included of asses in seats instead of their favorite tactic of reporting ticket sales than the college board will not even grant them am audience. But you can always show him the link of our construction cam.

I honestly don't even know if they have started on their new basketball place yet...
******** on the college board tidbit. Just like with anything in Mississippi's government I'm sure it's 90% Ole Miss alum. A point I love to point out when addressing how poorly run this state is.

They'd get the funding with minimal questions asked. "Ooooo The Grove! I saw it on ESPN! Herm Edwards loves it!"
 

drt7891

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Did the guy graduate from OM? Most of the OM fans I encounter didn't even graduate from Community College, yet they are die hard OM fans "for life" who will say, almost verbatim, what you just said. Whatever makes them feel better about themselves, really...
 

was21

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Don't look now but he was baiting you. Sounds like you handled it pretty well. If you argue with an idiot, pretty soon no one will know which one is the idiot.
 

tb2

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Fail.

Since you did not include the obligatory "Bear at work" portion of the story we cannot give you any points and must reject the entire thesis. Please do better next time.
 

Arloguthrie

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So I ran into an MSU fan last night. He started off by asking, “Do you like Freeze?” I said, “Yes.” He asked, “Really?” “Of course,” I replied. “Do you like stadiums?” he asked. “I do,” said I. “How about parking lots?” “I’m in favor,” I replied. “In-ground irrigation?” “Yes.” "Electronic pencil sharpeners?" "Quite convenient."

Then I asked, “What’s your position on aardvarks?” “Live and let live,” he said. “And beavers?” “I really don’t give a dam.” I looked at him blankly, unwilling to acknowledge the joke. “Cole slaw on barbecue?” “Never,” he said. “Have you ever been to Budapest in the springtime?” I asked. “The Danube is breathtaking,” he replied.

I reached into my back pocket and extracted my switchblade. He pulled out nunchucks. Slowly we circled. I sliced viciously in his direction, but he dodged deftly. His nunchucks circled about my head. And so we danced.

“Solar energy?” he asked. “Too little return on investment,” I said, a nunchuck grazing my left ear. We continued our circular paths. Then he asked, “Why aren’t there any movies about female pirates?” “Never really thought about it,” I replied, slipping my knife between his third and fourth rib with a quick slice. “Do you dispute that Steffi Graf has a very large nose?” he asked. “I see no room for disagreement.”

I started to ask his opinion of mollusk breeding habits, but a nunchuck smashed into my mouth, shattering several teeth. I stabbed him in the groin.

I am not going to tell you the rest of the conversation but I think you all can finish it without me stating it. We have all been there and done this.
 
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Sure--I can finish it for you. After a couple more bashes, and cuts, y'all realized you were too evenly matched, and this would ultimately end with both of the combatants dead. A gathering crowd, interested in seeing just that, encouraged more bloodshed. But it wasn't to be. The mortal combat--and loss of blood-- had clouded reason and sparked a flame--one that could not be doused. To the astonishment of the aghast crowd, y'all coupled right then--not Deliverance style like two pigs, but back to back like two stuck dogs. The crowd retched as one.
 
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GutshotStr8

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Well done.

Thiis had me laughing, start to finish.


So I ran into an MSU fan last night. He started off by asking, “Do you like Freeze?” I said, “Yes.” He asked, “Really?” “Of course,” I replied. “Do you like stadiums?” he asked. “I do,” said I. “How about parking lots?” “I’m in favor,” I replied. “In-ground irrigation?” “Yes.” "Electronic pencil sharpeners?" "Quite convenient."

Then I asked, “What’s your position on aardvarks?” “Live and let live,” he said. “And beavers?” “I really don’t give a dam.” I looked at him blankly, unwilling to acknowledge the joke. “Cole slaw on barbecue?” “Never,” he said. “Have you ever been to Budapest in the springtime?” I asked. “The Danube is breathtaking,” he replied.

I reached into my back pocket and extracted my switchblade. He pulled out nunchucks. Slowly we circled. I sliced viciously in his direction, but he dodged deftly. His nunchucks circled about my head. And so we danced.

“Solar energy?” he asked. “Too little return on investment,” I said, a nunchuck grazing my left ear. We continued our circular paths. Then he asked, “Why aren’t there any movies about female pirates?” “Never really thought about it,” I replied, slipping my knife between his third and fourth rib with a quick slice. “Do you dispute that Steffi Graf has a very large nose?” he asked. “I see no room for disagreement.”

I started to ask his opinion of mollusk breeding habits, but a nunchuck smashed into my mouth, shattering several teeth. I stabbed him in the groin.

I am not going to tell you the rest of the conversation but I think you all can finish it without me stating it. We have all been there and done this.
 

birdawg

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I had a conversation with one of those people tonight.

He started it by asking me, "Did I like Mullen?" I said "yes". He said "really?" Then he said "he heard from his source that his shine was starting to rub off". I just smile and shook my head like yeah right.

Then he asked, "Are you guys expanding your stadium?" As if he did not know. I said," yes and it should be ready by the time we play USM" He asked, "Are you playing them in 2014?" I said "yes". He then said, "playing them was a waste of time". I told him, "the only thing I hated about playing them is the fact in 2015 our game will be their only sell out." He then said, " that's what I hate about playing Memphis all those years. They would have gone under if we did not return to Memphis to play them there. We carried their program"

He asked me, "Didn't one of our endzone never had seats?" I asked him," has he ever been there?" He said, "yes years ago". Then I said, "well then you know". He then asked, "are you bowling in the end zone?" I said, " well where else will we exspand". He then said, "we are expanding as well and I think ours will be completly bowled in by 2014 or maybe 2015." I said, "really? That's pretty good. I don't worry about what Ole Miss is doing too much so I did not know that."

He then said, "I think State let Croom go too early and we did not give him enough time." I said, "kind of like Cutcliff?" He said, "Cutcliff was lazy and was not recruiting and had to be let go." I was speechless at that point.

He brought up this past egg bowl. I said, "yeah it's hard to beat a team four years in a roll and having to do it on the road." I joke not, He said, "State beat us during the worse three years in Ole Miss football". I said, Wasn't one of those years Ole Miss went to the cotton bowl?" He said, "yes but we went into that game cocky and not ready to play."

I am not going to tell you the rest of the conversation but I think you all can finish it with out me stating it. We have all been there and done this.

It almost sounds as if you were talking to an OM fan that suffered memory loss and he's asking you questions about himself...

He started it by asking me, "Did I like Mullen?" I said "yes"


He asked me, "Didn't one of our endzone never had seats?" I asked him," has he ever been there?" He said, "yes years ago"
 

dogeatdog

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I had one of their fans tell me last weekend the only reason we've

had more basketball success than they have is that we put more "emphasis on it" and that we started earlier trying to really develop and promote our program than they did. Just had to roll my eyes.