So on Sunday, I was at a department store in the Dallas-Fort Worth area and what do I see?
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That's right. Ugly *** red and 17in' blue cowbells. And those were the only two colors they came in. WT17!?!?
Not only, that, but the brand name was "12th man". It's like somebody just mixed up a bunch of SEC West concepts and threw them together. I wouldn't be surprised if the black and white picture on the label is from an old Iron Bowl.
Anyways... I've gained the ability over the years to forgive most of the jackwagons out here for not knowing the difference, but this is just a bridge too far.
Red and Blue on a cowbell is blasphemous and morally reprehensible.
Note: Full disclosure, just to make sure, I looked up SMU's relationship with cowbells and though some people tried to get it started around 2006-2009, it never caught on. One of the comments was specifically "what the hell are we, Mississippi State?" Plus, since they literally cannot give away tickets to their games, I can't imagine there being any sort of demand for tertiary SMU merchandise.
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That's right. Ugly *** red and 17in' blue cowbells. And those were the only two colors they came in. WT17!?!?
Not only, that, but the brand name was "12th man". It's like somebody just mixed up a bunch of SEC West concepts and threw them together. I wouldn't be surprised if the black and white picture on the label is from an old Iron Bowl.
Anyways... I've gained the ability over the years to forgive most of the jackwagons out here for not knowing the difference, but this is just a bridge too far.
Red and Blue on a cowbell is blasphemous and morally reprehensible.
Note: Full disclosure, just to make sure, I looked up SMU's relationship with cowbells and though some people tried to get it started around 2006-2009, it never caught on. One of the comments was specifically "what the hell are we, Mississippi State?" Plus, since they literally cannot give away tickets to their games, I can't imagine there being any sort of demand for tertiary SMU merchandise.
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