ONCE AGAIN, AMERICA'S TEAM SHOWS ITS NATURAL SUPERIORITY

HammerOfTheDogs

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It looks like America's team is in midseason form, with it's dismantling of the Tampon Bay Suckinqueers. Tony Romo passed for 353 yards on only 16 completions, showing that the loss of T.O. will have little effect on America's team. The 'Boys toyed with them until the 3rd quarter, when Little Staubach hits Roy Williams with a key TD pass to put them up 20-7.

A big test comes up this Sunday night, when America's team takes on the New Jersey giANTS, led by Eli "Can't Make a Commercial without Diddy or Peyton With Me, Because I Suck As a Pitchman" Manning, in the multi-billion dollar new Stadium, ie, the House that Jerry Jones Got Arlington to Build.

How are the Cowboy's chances at winning their sixth world championship this year? I see several challenges, the biggest of which is Wade Phillips as Head Coach. Let's hope he's warming the seat for Mike Shanahan, so he can come in and do for Tony Romo what he did for John Elway. Another is to somehow get control of America's team away from Jerruh, who's so egotistical that he actually thinks he knows how to run a football team. Finally, it's time for Little Staubach to step up and start making plays in December and January....with him dumping Jessica "Memo Paris" Simpson along the side of the road, he should be more focused on winning football games.
 

Optimus Prime 4

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and really not doing anything offensively with the exception of a few long plays. Which Romo had ALL DAY to throw. I watched that game, and while they won big, I would not feel great as a Cowboy's fan.
 

HammerOfTheDogs

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Optimus Prime 4 said:
and really not doing anything offensively with the exception of a few long plays. Which Romo had ALL DAY to throw.
There's a reason he had all day to throw. Tampon Bay still has decent playmakers on defense, but America's team has superior firepower on offense and we'll see that Sunday night with the dismantling of the New York giANTS.
 

Sutterkane

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book it. Guess you'll be proud of beating the Lions and Rams this year too(if you play them)