I can't stand fake boobs. They're ok for clothed appearance, but not meant to be seen without cover.
One night I was at a party. I had an ex there that was excited about her fake boobs so she decided to show me after I'd had a lot to drink. She pulled up her shirt, one nipple pointed up and to the side, the other pointed straight down. In my drunk state, seeing those out of aligned nipples threw me out of whack. The room started spinning, and you can guess what happened next.