OOB Text Question from this AM...Best Invention for Guys...

zerocooldog

Redshirt
Sep 24, 2009
559
0
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100% viagra.

Although I don't have ED, I'm sure once I recent a certain age I may need some help turning over the old engine. To me viagra = sex as a silver fox, there isn't a whole lot i'm going to pick over sex.
 

dawgstudent

Heisman
Apr 15, 2003
39,277
18,482
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I don't have the vibrating version but the Fusion rocks.

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seshomoru

Sophomore
Apr 24, 2006
5,542
199
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Eating pizza, drinking beer, looking at fake tits on your computer, and watching football games on your high def TV sucks without a remote control.

If I can't find the remote. I don't turn the TV on.
 

PBRME

All-Conference
Feb 12, 2004
10,758
4,355
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I can't stand fake boobs. They're ok for clothed appearance, but not meant to be seen without cover.

One night I was at a party. I had an ex there that was excited about her fake boobs so she decided to show me after I'd had a lot to drink. She pulled up her shirt, one nipple pointed up and to the side, the other pointed straight down. In my drunk state, seeing those out of aligned nipples threw me out of whack. The room started spinning, and you can guess what happened next.
 

TheStateUofMS

All-Conference
Dec 26, 2009
10,299
2,338
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I'm with you PBR....I'm a natural titty man. It doesn't really matter to me how big they are as long as I can at least get a hand full. I'd rather have an ***.