Open tryouts to be the new Cubs PA announcer

[Brutius]

Here ya go D@A and other cubs fans, send in a tape!<div>
</div><div>http://sports.espn.go.com...lb/news/story?id=6166832</div><div>
</div><div>I recommend the following:</div><div>
</div><div>A good good afternoon and welcome to the friendly confines of Wrigley field on the corner of Clark and Addison....for an afternoon of BASSSSSEEEEEEEEBAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL lovable losers style.</div><div>
</div><div>Also practice this to say a lot:</div><div>
</div><div>Walk by Carlos Marmol.</div>

 

[DawgatAuburn]

Dear Auburn -

I quit. Please forward my last check to DawgatChicago, Wrigley Field, Chicago, IL.

Sincerely

D@A

 

[maroonmadman]

.... if it pays enough to LEAVE Chicago for the winter months.