OT: “cake eater”

cestrup

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Just WTF was that kid implying in The Mighty Ducks series? That he was too poor to have cakes on birthdays? Bro, we see your hair cut and your guess jeans. You aren’t slumming it. You’re a black kid that plays hockey.

Was it a deeper and darker meaning. Did he know about the type 2 diabetes epidemic that will plague Americans at the turn of the century??. Basically calling his chum “fat asses” from the future.

Either way I would have cut his *** for being a poor teammate. So eager to give up on his friends just because, because they ate cake. Look, cake isn’t expensive. We’ve all been to Dairy Queen. $10 and you can be a cake eater, too

I just never understood that insult. And you’re probably wondering why I’m writing this. Matt Rhule is a cake eater.
 

QAnon399535

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Just WTF was that kid implying in The Mighty Ducks series? That he was too poor to have cakes on birthdays? Bro, we see your hair cut and your guess jeans. You aren’t slumming it. You’re a black kid that plays hockey.

Was it a deeper and darker meaning. Did he know about the type 2 diabetes epidemic that will plague Americans at the turn of the century??. Basically calling his chum “fat asses” from the future.

Either way I would have cut his *** for being a poor teammate. So eager to give up on his friends just because, because they ate cake. Look, cake isn’t expensive. We’ve all been to Dairy Queen. $10 and you can be a cake eater, too

I just never understood that insult. And you’re probably wondering why I’m writing this. Matt Rhule is a cake eater.
Matt Rhule is a winner.
 

dinglefritz

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Just WTF was that kid implying in The Mighty Ducks series? That he was too poor to have cakes on birthdays? Bro, we see your hair cut and your guess jeans. You aren’t slumming it. You’re a black kid that plays hockey.

Was it a deeper and darker meaning. Did he know about the type 2 diabetes epidemic that will plague Americans at the turn of the century??. Basically calling his chum “fat asses” from the future.

Either way I would have cut his *** for being a poor teammate. So eager to give up on his friends just because, because they ate cake. Look, cake isn’t expensive. We’ve all been to Dairy Queen. $10 and you can be a cake eater, too

I just never understood that insult. And you’re probably wondering why I’m writing this. Matt Rhule is a cake eater.
I always took “cake eater” as a class envy slur. Wealthy kids eat cake while we get plain bread.
 

cestrup

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I always took “cake eater” as a class envy slur. Wealthy kids eat cake while we get plain bread.

Odd slur for kid from the suburbs of Minneapolis but aside from my creative writing exposé; that’s what I took it to mean, as well
 

TheRealPeliniTheCrutch

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It’s the G-rated version of the “homophobic” phrases everyone used back in the day IMO.

He’s basically calling him a candy-***.
 
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DrAlan_Grant

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