OT: A message for Coach34

[kendrickjohnson]

You are not alone.

 

[DerHntr]

Ridiculously funny post. Bravo.

 

[HD6]

Wow. I'm producing a show and I nearly had to mute myself to stifle the laugh.

 

[HomeBoyDawg]

Candice Armstrong...bet after this her nickname's not "Arm Candy" anymore.

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

Its bad enough that she grew a penis but one that was on drugs...wow!
My question is how was it on drugs and she wasnt?***

 

[smellmyfinger]

Does 1 inch qualify it as a penis?

 

[dawgstudent]

"Yes" said DawgAtAuburn.

 

[tenureplan]

Did that thread make it to sixpack remembers? If not, it should have.

 

[DerHntr]

Hmmmm... A picture of a document. Are you sure this is a real newspaper.

Signed,

C34

 

[Arloguthrie]

Before:

C34 says: "Too girly, like one of those TSUN prostitutes. 2/10. Definitely would not hit."

Later:

C34 says: "Still too feminine for my taste, needs to beef up some, but moving in the right direction. 5/10."

Still later:

C34: (Ejaculates.)

http://nypost.com/2013/10/23/female-bodybuilder-steroids-gave-me-a-penis/
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/23/candice-armstrong-steroid-habit-penis_n_4148036.html

 

[MrHooch]

Hedwig agrees with DawgAtAuburn... at least she (he?) has a support group!

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I'd hit it.

hitku

 

[Sutterkane]

MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otj7aEMpbyQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2m16s

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

I'm beginning to worry about you.

..

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I'll hit anything that moves...

hitku

 

[TeedOff]

(Standing very still...)

nm

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

I thought it said he was a pretty blonde?

 

[DogStuckAtUM.sixpack]

Wait...is that the first time you've ever posted something than "I'd hit it?"

That's kinda important.

 

[MSUDawg25]

First time that I remember.

That's kinda important.

I guess in this case, he really had to clarify.

 

[Indndawg]

So is it a Clenis or Pentoris?

You are not alone.

So did she "tighten" up? So many unanswered questions

 

[Rebels7]

I agree, making fun of that guy is usually funny

Ridiculously funny post. Bravo.

But that last picture just made me feel awkward. Is that really the same person (notice how I didn't say woman)?

 

[HD6]

She looks like Chyna post-op/pre-porn.

 

[AlCoDog]

It's a Cunk.

 

[57stratdawg]

Best 169th post ever..

 

[KurtRambis4]

No doubt

This deserves sps remembers for this alone

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Teed is one of the best posters evaah.

But he is too normal to poast here much.

 

[dawgstudent]

He isn't that normal.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Ok, he is too ab(normal) to poast here much.**

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Somewhere on out there on the interwebs...

There is an SPS poster searching madly to find a better 169th post just so he can come tell you that you are wrong...