OT: A new explosive STD emerges

[grinningmule]

Is it an off shoot of the monkey pox or a new form of buttonic plague?

 

[Seinfeld]

Welp, I guess we now know what the “mystery illness” was at the Old Waverly women’s golf tournament

 

[Dawg Raid]

How bout keep that thing in your pocket till your married

 

[Shmuley]

How bout keep that thing on your pocket till your married

"in"

"you're"

 

[CochiseCowbell]

"in"

"you're"

"til"

Or I guess this could be his statement on marriage as a cash till.

 

[mstateglfr]

How bout keep that thing on your pocket till your married

 

[Dawg Raid]

"in"

"you're"

In was wrong, your was correct. Still

 

[PBRME]

In was wrong, your was correct. Still

 

[HailStout]

How bout keep that thing in your pocket till your married

Yes, because marriage legendarily leads to that happening nonstop

 

[ckDOG]

I thought we already knew about pinkeye?

 

[DoggieDaddy13]

Yes, because marriage legendarily leads to that happening nonstop

Lamont: "Rollo, how come you never got married?"

Rollo: "What!? And give up sex!?!"

 

[dawgman42]

I thought we already knew about pinkeye?

Now we have stinkeye.

 

[FactCheckerBot]

How bout keep that thing in your pocket till your married

Fact:

Then pull it out for two years max and then it goes back in your pocket.

Maybe explosive diarrhea is worth it.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Fact:

Then pull it out for two years max and then it goes back in your pocket.

fact:
Results may vary.