Yeah, Tesla is really struggling.
Leave it to the board's biggest narcissist to think he knows better than the world's most successful entrepreneur. Keep clicking that clickbait!
Read much? I just said Tesla is a good company. With numbers like that, one wonders how Tesla stock went from ~400 to ~100 in less than a year?
If you guessed: "My personal idol, Sir Lies a Lot, kept screwing up", then you're absolutely
correct! Tell him what he's won, Johnny!
"That's right folks, Belly has won himself a free trip to Cultsville Island, where the sack slurping and headfirst sand-diving are free and the crow is served hot and fresh".
Thanks, Johnny. And thanks Belly, for playing. We'll see you all again soon for the next rousing episode of "Unpaid Adoration for Billionaires Who Don't Know You Exist".
