OT - Hilarious GQ Article on the Ricin Letter Story

[BIG STANK]

Bizarre and hilarious article. One choice excerpt:

“I had never stood eyeball to eyeball or dick to dick with the man, but for some reason he just hated the hell out of me,” says Holland, a gloriously profane and paradoxically genteel man of 58. “He called me everything from gay to communist. Everything but a child of God. I mean, he had no campaign or agenda except to cut my nuts out.... But you got to get your *** up early and go to bed late to beat my ***. I’ve held this seat for thirty years. I can absolutely make love to a bull moose on the steps of the Lee County courthouse and garner more than 5 percent of the vote.”


http://www.gq.com/news-politics/new...personator-ricin-assassinations?currentPage=1

 

[WrapItDog]

Dutschke tried to make a name for himself with a blues act he called Dusty and the RoboDrum. The RoboDrum was unbeloved in the local music scene. “It was horrible. Every time he got up there the entire bar just flooded outside,” says Brock Robbins, owner of the Boondocks Grill, whose open-mike night Dutschke used to frequent. “My open-mike night was his first act of terrorism. He killed it.”

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[jakldawg]

This absolutely has to be a Cohen brothers movie at some point in the future.

 

[bullythisblackbear]

Wasn't funny to me. Steve Holland is an embarrassment. If a Republican said the kind of things Holland said his career would be over. This is a member of the Mississippi legislature. And then you're taking somebody's dead relative and using her as a prop for a magazine writer. Sick.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

"I am KC and I approve this cell."

Hilarious.