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OT: How to stop snakes from getting into the garage?

GloryDawg

GloryDawg

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Found two small ones this week. My kids don't go out there much but I do and don't want to get bit. I put my wifes two cats out there last night hoping they would hunt them down. The two I found were small and I cut their heads off but is there anything I can do to stop it?
 
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drt7891

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Mole Crickets work great. They don't like St. Augustine grass, though. If not, I've heard of some deer scopes for .22 rifles you can buy in gulf shores with Hotel Rewards points that work well.******
 
karlchilders.sixpack

karlchilders.sixpack

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Sounds like recent hatched snakes

They are just looking for a place to be, and yes, food, mice.
The bad, they probably live very close by.

Cats are good for rooting out snakes. natural born killers.

Ive caught a couple of snakes on the large sticky mouse traps.

God I hate snakes...
I like the mongoose idea.
 
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Hanmudog

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GloryDawg said:
Found two small ones this week. My kids don't go out there much but I do and don't want to get bit. I put my wifes two cats out there last night hoping they would hunt them down. The two I found were small and I cut their heads off but is there anything I can do to stop it?
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You are damn lucky that your wife's cats did not get bit and killed by a copperhead or something. You would never exit that doghouse.
 
was21

was21

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Being somewhat of a runner, and a slow one at that, throw one of those 17'ers down on ground in front of me and watch me set a PR.
 
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Palmettodog

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Plant some bermuda along the threshold, buy a .308, put a Yeti sticker on your

garage door, put some steaks on your Green Egg, tie Hoosbaseball to the bumber of your car and just wait for the snakes to come out. Shoot Hoosbaseball, let the snakes bite him ONE at a time. Then eat your steaks. Also make sure you drinking one of those special micro brews that are in season. After that is all over come back and tell us all about and we'll tell you what you should have done different. Prayers sent.
 
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treeddeep

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Palmettodog said:
garage door, put some steaks on your Green Egg, tie Hoosbaseball to the bumber of your car and just wait for the snakes to come out. Shoot Hoosbaseball, let the snakes bite him ONE at a time. Then eat your steaks. Also make sure you drinking one of those special micro brews that are in season. After that is all over come back and tell us all about and we'll tell you what you should have done different. Prayers sent.
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MSUDawg25

MSUDawg25

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How should he marinate the steak though?
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I heard an advert for a steakhouse on a radio station out of Hackleberg, AL the other day where they bragged on their "special Dale's marinade." I **** you not.

Oh yeah, and stop being a pansy about a couple of baby snakes.
 
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RocketDawg

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Keep the door down unless you're going in or out, and make sure you have a good rubber seal at the bottom that covers totally from side to side.

What kind of snake were they?
 
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Shamoan

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look, lets face facts here....the reality of the situation is that everything you own is lost...F O R E V E RRRRRRR.

dont fret, i have a solution. one word......PLANES.

everybody knows snakes hate flying and planes in general. i recommend spending as much time as possible in flight. snakes NEVER get on planes.
 
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DerHntr

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Throw Reverend Guy Odom in the garage. He'll kill the serpents and then tweet about it to croots.
 
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Palmettodog

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Just put some Addisas **** on, that'll scare the **** out out of everything.
 
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lazlow

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GloryDawg said:
Found two small ones this week. My kids don't go out there much but I do and don't want to get bit. I put my wifes two cats out there last night hoping they would hunt them down. The two I found were small and I cut their heads off but is there anything I can do to stop it?
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First thing I'd do is get rid of all your pine straw....snakes love that ****.
 
Uncle Ruckus

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Get 3 pigs. On the pigs paint the numbers 1 2 and 4. Release pigs in your house. Call 911 to come get pigs and snakes. Watch emergency services search for a pig with #3 on it. Usually has to have a crane to get it out.
 
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