OT: I absolutely killed it in Gulf Shores

OzarkaNSW

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I absolutely destroyed it in the Gulf (all the locals call it Gulf, short for Gulf Shores). Gulf is an absolute murder scene after I left there over how big I killed it. I penetrated 4 broads with my Johnson, 2 at the Flora Bama bathroom. I think I drank all the vodka gulf had to offer, good gosh I'm a boss. Shout out to the dutchmen that were hating on my boss moves after my previous post. I hope ya'll enjoyed your pathetic J'in off session on Saturday night, while I was steady blasting down there. Swag till I die. Could I be more ballin'? Yeah I guess, getting twisted in the greater Jackson tonight, ready to pump one out. See you freaks out there.
 

OzarkaNSW

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I absolutely destroyed it in the Gulf (all the locals call it Gulf, short for Gulf Shores). Gulf is an absolute murder scene after I left there over how big I killed it. I penetrated 4 broads with my Johnson, 2 at the Flora Bama bathroom. I think I drank all the vodka gulf had to offer, good gosh I'm a boss. Shout out to the dutchmen that were hating on my boss moves after my previous post. I hope ya'll enjoyed your pathetic J'in off session on Saturday night, while I was steady blasting down there. Swag till I die. Could I be more ballin'? Yeah I guess, getting twisted in the greater Jackson tonight, ready to pump one out. See you freaks out there.
 

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OzarkaNSW

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pretty good lookin'. Not trying to toot my own horn but they were absolutely all over me. Most of the girls I met were too busy gargling my jewels for me to get a great look at their face. Took one down to the beach and got extra #sandy. Then got one to pay for my meal at wafflehouse. Took her back for breakfast in bed, turned out to be breakfast and head.
 

TheStateUofMS

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OzarkaNSW said:
pretty good lookin'. Not trying to toot my own horn but they were absolutely all over me. Most of the girls I met were too busy gargling my jewels for me to get a great look at their face. Took one down to the beach and got extra #sandy. Then got one to pay for my meal at wafflehouse. Took her back for breakfast in bed, turned out to be breakfast and head.
 

tenureplan

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OzarkaNSW said:
I absolutely destroyed it in the Gulf (all the locals call it Gulf, short for Gulf Shores). Gulf is an absolute murder scene after I left there over how big I killed it. I penetrated 4 broads with my Johnson, 2 at the Flora Bama bathroom. I think I drank all the vodka gulf had to offer, good gosh I'm a boss. Shout out to the dutchmen that were hating on my boss moves after my previous post. I hope ya'll enjoyed your pathetic J'in off session on Saturday night, while I was steady blasting down there. Swag till I die. Could I be more ballin'? Yeah I guess, getting twisted in the greater Jackson tonight, ready to pump one out. See you freaks out there.
But does that mean you're going to take a ****?