Swagged out to the max down here in Gulf Shores, I got more girls on my Johnson than George Clooney after the Oscars. Me and my boys are down here smashing it like my college days. Anyone who said it was harder to get broads after college was either lying, or is a huge 17n loser and never got tail anyway. Went to day drink at the Flora Bama today, ever heard of it? It's in Florida. Anyway next thing I know I'm knockin boots with a college babe in no time. Swag all turnt up down here and I don't even know where the remote is to turn it down.
OT: I am killing it in Gulf Shores
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Swagged out to the max down here in Gulf Shores, I got more girls on my Johnson than George Clooney after the Oscars. Me and my boys are down here smashing it like my college days. Anyone who said it was harder to get broads after college was either lying, or is a huge 17n loser and never got tail anyway. Went to day drink at the Flora Bama today, ever heard of it? It's in Florida. Anyway next thing I know I'm knockin boots with a college babe in no time. Swag all turnt up down here and I don't even know where the remote is to turn it down.
That I enjoy your posts immensely. I can't tell if I'm laughing with you or at you, but either way, keep it up.
I think it's bc he picks his spots and doesn't wear the "swag" out. Keep doin your thing Ozarka.......either you're one funny cat or one serious douche, but you got me laughing over this ****.
His posts are a breath of fresh air. Besides, I'm about 90% sure that he's playing a character. The "I'm going to the Flora Bama. That's in Florida" comment shirley has to be tongue-in-cheek. So I say keep doing the Lord's work, Ozarka.