The Dude: What's in the f'n carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Layla's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Layla and (insert random Joe) are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the f'n' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f'n beer. He's not taking your f'n turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my ******' ex-wife asked me to take care of her f'n dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go f herself.
I got a feeling that you'd just be holding the Pomeranian for Ms. Layla....
GBR