It was a new year, and it was some new sex for ya boi. Room 403 at the Holiday Inn on Beale...don't go in there. My rod is still throbbing, but in a good way. Got to Memphis the Sunday before the game and went immediately to Beale. I was at Raifords by 7, Hell I ate dinner there. I don't think I drank anything but 32 oz beers the whole time. Whats that good feeling you get when you're grinding on a b1tch and she's holding onto a stripper pole? Oh yeah, It's blood rushing to your dick and it's a boner. Put it to good use that night. A lot of times I hear cowards complaining of not getting off b/c they're too drunk, I've never really had that problem (I always cream).
So this dumb ***** asked me to give her a ride back to her hotel on that Monday morning, I was all "yeah sure" So we walk out of the hotel front door, and I slap that *** with a 10 dollar bill and threw her in a cab.
Monday night was the Rice night. Huge nerds but had some good looking girls. One girl I met with a group of Rice dudes, she was a very sweet girl and very intellectual. But for some reason she had a tongue ready so I immediately call dibs and see what she's all about. 30 minutes into our conversation she had that same tongue but its halfway down my throat in a riveting game of tonsil hockey, So I knew what she was all about. I pleasured her back in my room with a tongue of my own and she knob slobbed till I met my quota. Met my quota is my term for creaming, so don't steal it. Then she got all weird and wanted to talk about politics. I informed her that I, in fact, did not give a **** about politics and told her to step. She did.
So I get up and rape the continental breakfast. Pretty good. Have a mimosa and an adderal with it to really get things interesting. Get to the game that I knew we were gonna win. Dak, my brother, balled out per usual. I even remember one play where he went up to the middle linebacker for Rice and said, "Tell me how my *** tastes" It was cool, it was funny.
Checked out the peabody party and something that always happens to me at parties happened. A girl seeked me out and said I'm going home with you. I said you sure are and you've got some bills to pay. The Bills were my dick and the payment was her mouth. Blowjob City.
Once you get through the ******** new years kiss stuff getting laid on New Years is Easy money. Sex City.
Sexed the new years girl down, left the room at 1:30 after I went wheat city on her belly button (***** smells like wheat so what I'm saying is I semened all over her belly button). Snuck back out to Raifords, mult boners, and went home with another girl. Never underestimate a lotion hand job. Rubbed Down at Raifords, 17 the World. Go dogs.
