OT: Massive emergency alert test will sound alarms on US cellphones, TVs and radios / October 4 at 2:20 p.m.

RUScrew85

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On my phone it's National Alerts that can't be blocked - not Presidential. Feels a little Orwellian(?)
 

Brisket and Bourbon

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I’ve disabled what I can…anything else will be ignored, unread, deleted…and treated with the well deserved contempt I feel for the worthless DC clown show.
 
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RUScrew85

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I've read Airplane mode might save ya'lls bandwidth for the fema alert tomorrow. ; )
 

DJ Spanky

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Nanny mode.

While you can opt out of local and regional alerts - like weather and missing children - this is a national alert, as directed by the White House. You can't say no.

So, your phone WILL HAVE AN ALERT on October 4th.
 

Knight Shift

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Nanny mode.
As directed by White House?

 

DJ Spanky

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As directed by White House?

No, as directed by the Deep State, who want to control our every move and be able to view every action we take. This alert will trigger the nanoprobes in our bloodstream to start broadcasting our location periodically to all of the GPS satellites that have been launched over the last decade or so.

By the way, does this hat make my cat look fat?

 
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Knight Shift

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No, as directed by the Deep State, who want to control our every move and be able to view every action we take. This alert will trigger the nanoprobes in our bloodstream to start broadcasting our location periodically to all of the GPS satellites that have been launched over the last decade or so.

By the way, does this hat make my cat look fat?

I think this broadcast is a great idea. It's an opportunity to bring ALL of the people of this great country together for a momentary group hug. I do hope they broadcast this song during the alert:

 
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Probably in preparation for the nuclear war they are looking to start.
💀

Possibly.

But there are other things up their sleeve

Ex: Climate Emergency , Water shortage, aliens, a “Russian invasion”, another lab leaked bioweapon, etc

The 🐑 will get duped by whatever they attempt , we already saw that recently
 
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iReC89

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good to test that these things work on all systems. I remember a test over cable TV once where both the broadcast network and the cable company did a test at the same time without fully masking each other, making them both impossible to understand.