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CochiseCowbell

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I was gonna leave the Shire, but then I got high.

I was gonna take the ring to Mordor, but I got high.

I was caught by the Ringwraiths, and I know why.



I was gonna ditch Gollum, but then I got high.

I should've let Sam kill that creep, but I got high.

Now my finger's bitten off, and I know why.
 
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POTUS

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Dawgbite

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Don’t get me started on this, my wife worked for Sherwin Williams for 35 years. You can show her five different white paint chips and she can tell you their names more often than not. She’ll be like this one is too soft or this one has too much green in it or this white doesn’t go with that trim color. I’m like they’re all white, it’s the same 17ing color.
 

horshack.sixpack

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Don’t get me started on this, my wife worked for Sherwin Williams for 35 years. You can show her five different white paint chips and she can tell you their names more often than not. She’ll be like this one is too soft or this one has too much green in it or this white doesn’t go with that trim color. I’m like they’re all white, it’s the same 17ing color.
All you need now is for her to get into feng shui. You’ll never get a color picked for fear of upsetting “the dragon” in some way…
 

Dawgbite

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All you need now is for her to get into feng shui. You’ll never get a color picked for fear of upsetting “the dragon” in some way…
She can design the interior of a bank in 20 minutes but it takes her three months to decide what color to paint the shelves in our pantry because it might clash with the guest bathroom cabinet that’s on the other end of the house. She’s pretty close.
 

horshack.sixpack

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She can design the interior of a bank in 20 minutes but it takes her three months to decide what color to paint the shelves in our pantry because it might clash with the guest bathroom cabinet that’s on the other end of the house. She’s pretty close.
Mine is the opposite. She can’t envision potential changes, but she still argues with me right up until I finish a project and then “I love it”. I’m too dumb to figure out how to skip the argue step…sometimes I demo when she isn’t around and then I have to fix it…
 
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