9 year old me didn't have to hold for pong to loadAin't no way you needed a game to load at 9. That started with Play Station...or maybe Sega Saturn. Did PC games have load screens/times? I can't recall any.
I tried this with my wife last night, but didn’t get to the punchline because when I asked her to rub my knee, she just said “no”
David Coverdale is an asshol.