I howled at the moon under false pretenses. I feel betrayed.THis is one of those maybe we are living in a simulation moments. All the sudden after decades Mad Dog was just a nickname that somehow spread universally before the days of the internet and it's officially Mogen David 20/20 because it has 20% alcohol content?
Nothing's real and nothing matters. Might as well admit that it was Berenstain Bears the whole time.