OT & NSFW The WTF of the year.

[maroonmadman]

Have fun with this SixPackers. Two words. Vaginal knitting. Enjoy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/....html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009&ir=Weird+News

 

[PBRME]

1 observation and 1 question.

That must be one gaping hole.
What kind of porn were you looking for when you stumbled over this?

 

[aTotal360]

Just saying "a skein of wool" in this context feels dirty.

 

[mjh94]

you're so brave, you're so brave?

WTF?

what does one smoke/drink/inject to come up with an idea like that?

 

[bigrebone]

WTF?

what does one smoke/drink/inject to come up with an idea like that?

Exactly what I'm thinking.... Brings a new meaning to the word, "Ewwwweeee".

 

[Dawg Jurist]

Just because her hairstyle is a mullet . . .

doesn't mean her scarf has to smell like one.

 

[GreaterCowbell]

I'll have the red sweater please!

 

[WrapItDog]

I'll have the red sweater please!

The red sweaters are limited editions and are only available 12 times a year.

 

[Arloguthrie]

This poor girl suffers from "wool in ******," a rare strain of bipolar disorder which combines the delusional optimism of feeling "woolly" and the bitchy pessimism of "sand in ******." There is no known cure.

 

[patdog]

So, in other words, not much different than a lot of sports message board posters. Welcome back, Arlo.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

It's a Trap!

But she likes it.

 

[Arloguthrie]

Yes, as in "Three weeks ago Jimmy was calling for Mullen's head, but then Mullen wins the Egg Bowl and suddenly Jimmy's knitting entire sweaters with his ******."

 

[prairiedawg]

Sounds like somebody still has a sore ****** from the Egg Bowl loss.

 

[mcdawg22]

She must have knitted my cast net too because it smells like ****** .

 

[Arloguthrie]

I'll admit I was pretty shaken up after the Auburn loss, but I've just never viewed MSU as that big of a rivalry.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Can she make some ear muffs?

 

[Perpetual Underachiever]

The phrase "feeling wooly" takes on a whole new meaning. Every time I see the word "wool" I will now automatically associate it with muff scarfs.

 

[Hump4Hoops]

Then you're one of the delusional ones

but we already knew that.

 

[Dawg1976]

What's next.....anal knitting? Wouldn't mind sending an anal knitted sweater to one of my bear friends.

 

[patdog]

I don't think they're delusional at all. They know the Egg Bowl is the biggest game for both teams. They just refuse to admit it.

 

[maroonmadman]

I suppose we should be grateful she didn't take up pottery, glass blowing or metal working as a means of self expression.

 

[Hump4Hoops]

I can see that - their way of embracing the rivalry

is to pretend it does not exist.

 

[rem101]

How long until these make our way to our friends in Oxford? Red is a school color, and we know how much they love a nice scarf.

 

[Big Sheep81]

So Meat in Bull Durham was RIGHT when singing that women get wooley.....

Crash whiffed on that one....

 

[Arloguthrie]

I think you missed the sarcasm. I've made my thoughts pretty clear that I consider MSU to be Ole Miss' biggest rival and our biggest game of the year.

 

[bigrebone]

I think you missed the sarcasm. I've made my thoughts pretty clear that I consider MSU to be Ole Miss' biggest rival and our biggest game of the year.

You forgot to use Comic Sans, or maybe they haven't copied that from nafoom yet.