Shack up Inn
FAQ
wireless INTERNET --- yes
brochures --- hell no
discounts --- call Priceline for big fat swollen William Shatner
AC and heat --- yes, both of them in all units
running water --- both hot and cold
indoor BATHROOMS --- yes, 1 in each unit
coffee, condiments, fridge and microwave --- yes
roof leaks -- only if it rains
Room service --- call the Peabody in Memphis
Phone & fax service --- call a Comfort Inn anywhere
Sheet thread count --- NO KIDDING FOLKS, SOME CRAZY LADY ASKED THIS QUESTION...call the Alluvian in Greenwood, they really have the good ones
Wake up call --- yea right, automatic one minute after check out time, it consist of a chain saw right outside your bedroom window at 11:01 AM
Beer --- We got all you can stand