OT: Random Work Question About Inches

FormerBully

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We had a funny work debate today. If you could trade inches of height for inches in other places, how much would you give up? Also, you could do a reverse trade if God blessed you in certain areas. For example, if you are 6'1 would you go to 5'10 for 3 inches of growth?

Some of our wives might enjoy having a 5'9 guy around the house for once. HAHA
 

Shmuley

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We had a funny work debate today. If you could trade inches of height for inches in other places, how much would you give up? Also, you could do a reverse trade if God blessed you in certain areas. For example, if you are 6'1 would you go to 5'10 for 3 inches of growth?

Some of our wives might enjoy having a 5'9 guy around the house for once. HAHA
Girth. Don't forget girth.
 

aTotal360

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Awkward Bye Bye GIF
 

GoodPadLevel

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It's like when the AMA was doing a survey to see if there was enough interest in the area of penis enlargement to justify medical research. Men who completed the survey said they would possible be interested if it wasn't too expensive or too painful. Their wives on the other hand said they were very interested and they didn't care how much it cost or how much it hurt.
 

Bulldog Bruce

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Maybe if we lived in the jungle or at a nudist colony it would make a difference otherwise I generally have pants on when meeting a woman plus it's usually soft.
 

Jeffreauxdawg

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Can I give you 40% of my testicular mass for an inch or so on both? Hell keep your inches. I'll stand taller in both counts with the reduction in ball mass.These 17ing things are ridiculous and a downright nuisance.
 

DerHntr

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Sep 18, 2007
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I’d like to be 2 inches taller. With the reduction, this thing wouldn’t look like it was drinking out of the toilet anymore.**