OT Rednecks vs Lesbians

dorndawg

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Point of order, Subaru is often associated with with our lesbian sisters but my field observations shows the WRX isn't their model of choice. I see far more under 30 dudes in those.

Edit : when the hell is this data from? Has GMC made the Sonoma since W was in office??
 

POTUS

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but my field observations
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Jeffreauxdawg

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Point of order, Subaru is often associated with with our lesbian sisters but my field observations shows the WRX isn't their model of choice. I see far more under 30 dudes in those.

Edit : when the hell is this data from? Has GMC made the Sonoma since W was in office??
Seconded. My sleazeball employee of Hilton Garden Inn fame drives a WRX. His predecessor, my first Manager of the restaurant, a lesbian who cheated on her wife at age 32 with a 19 year old girl with a 1-1/2 year old baby she hired a month earlier... drove a Subaru Forester.

I will never hire another Subaru driver. If an employee buys a Subaru I will fire them.
 

johnson86-1

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Point of order, Subaru is often associated with with our lesbian sisters but my field observations shows the WRX isn't their model of choice. I see far more under 30 dudes in those.

Edit : when the hell is this data from? Has GMC made the Sonoma since W was in office??
Yea, I think people think the "Subaru Outback" or "Subaru Forester" is Subaru. But as you noted, they make models that appeal to douchebag fast and furious wannabies and they also make models that appeal to literally tens if not dozens of normal people also.
 

dorndawg

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Well, you would know... **
Goof on lesbians all you want, they're some of the coolest people I know & also they get **** done.

Now if you're talking about under 30 dudes, you're the expert there.*
 

horshack.sixpack

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I keep seeing some Jeeps with little toy dolls all their dash. WTH is that ?
They trade rubber duckies. My wife recently berated me with questions as she was unaware of "ducking". She continued to say, "but that's just teenagers doing that, more of a kid thing?". I kept telling her no, it's adults. She literally argued until it was obvious I was not making it up.
 

T-TownDawgg

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Point of order, the Subaru Crosstrek is a pretty bitchin’ crossover SUV
Yep. These Subaru-Lebanese references are disrespectful to Muslims.

Ironically, Subarus flat, opposing-4 cylinder engine design looks kinda like the legs of 2 Lebanese chicks stroking a twin-head d!ldo.
 

paindonthurt

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Seconded. My sleazeball employee of Hilton Garden Inn fame drives a WRX. His predecessor, my first Manager of the restaurant, a lesbian who cheated on her wife at age 32 with a 19 year old girl with a 1-1/2 year old baby she hired a month earlier... drove a Subaru Forester.

I will never hire another Subaru driver. If an employee buys a Subaru I will fire them.
Does the sleazeball manager still work for poopopsbaldhead?