OT: REWARD!!!

[willi13]

I need someone to find the inventors of Dickens Village and bring them to me! I have spent HOURS setting up this village for my wife. Problem is, she wants them set up differently. Praying for a meteor!!!

 

[Xenomorph]

I need someone to find the inventors of Dickens Village and bring them to me! I have spent HOURS setting up this village for my wife. Problem is, she wants them set up differently. Praying for a meteor!!!

Dickens Village pieces... so that's where you're investing your 401K.

 

[willi13]

Right now she has 72 freaking buildings. So, yeah we’ve spent some coin.

 

[Xenomorph]

Right now she has 72 freaking buildings.

Damnation.. what were you trying to get her to do??

 

[atomic dawg]

Right now she has 72 freaking buildings. So, yeah we’ve spent some coin.

72... sweet Jesus thats a whole lot o' Dickens! Some of those are 100 to 300 a piece. Maybe you should slowly start to make them "disappear" one or two at time.

 

[MagnoliaHunter]

damn, one piece is $300 by itself.

 

[PBRME]

 

[dorndawg]

Try this:

 

[The Peeper]

I need someone to find the inventors of Dickens Village and bring them to me! I have spent HOURS setting up this village for my wife. Problem is, she wants them set up differently. Praying for a meteor!!!

 

[willi13]

Don’t have the room or patience to put them all out. A lot were gifts and way too many to put out.
After 34 years of marriage, I have realized that when the wife is happy we all are happy.

 

[mstateglfr]

Don’t have the room or patience to put them all out. A lot were gifts and way too many to put out.
After 34 years of marriage, I have realized that when the wife is happy we all are happy.

So where do you set it up? Like do you have a table that you bring out each year?

My parents gave my kids probably 12 houses and some trees- it was a costco purchase thats probably a knockoff of what you have. I stared laser beams thru both of them as my kids opened that **** up. What the hell- they know we dont have room for it. That whole scene sits in our basement each season on a table that is pulled out just for the houses. The Christmas tree comes down and those houses get shelved at the same time. It doesnt come soon enough each year.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I need someone to find the inventors of Dickens Village and bring them to me! I have spent HOURS setting up this village for my wife. Problem is, she wants them set up differently. Praying for a meteor!!!

We have some Christmas village stuff. I have no clue if it’s Dickens Village or not. I hope not at the prices you’re throwing out. My wife’s Grandma gave her a few pieces to start the collection, so if I don’t support this, I hate her grandmother. The collection grows every year. We have double digit structures now. I feel your pain. I think we’re on pace for your count by the time we’ve been married as long as y’all.

 

[LordMcBuckethead]

I need someone to find the inventors of Dickens Village and bring them to me! I have spent HOURS setting up this village for my wife. Problem is, she wants them set up differently. Praying for a meteor!!!

Every year, I go to a junk store in Alabama on the way to my in laws for Thanksgiving. Stop in and buy every single Dickens Village piece they have. Usually 1-4 of them for around 18-24 dollars each. My MIL loves it.

 

[tcdog70]

We have a **** pot load of Dickens---it stays up all year long only lit at Christmas.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

In light of this new information I will absolutely not complain about the decorations I have to put up tonight.

6 dozen buildings?!

 

[CochiseCowbell]

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Is that Canseco right before the ball to the head HR?

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

Last year we stopped with the Christmas tree and put up a 4 tiered Christmas village where the tree used to go.

 

[benatmsu]

I need someone to find the inventors of Dickens Village and bring them to me! I have spent HOURS setting up this village for my wife. Problem is, she wants them set up differently. Praying for a meteor!!!

 

[DerHntr]

I married the right woman. We have thanksgiving dinner and I leave to the camp with my boys. She stays home with my daughter and decorates for THREE DAMN DAYS. I would have to murder someone if I was expected to do that with her. We have 4 trees, the village, etc. It looks nice to everyone else, but it looks amazing to me because I don’t deal with it at all.

 

[Dawgbite]

I’m glad my wife is a minimalist. We currently have a small artificial tree in the corner of the den, a few Santa figurines sitting around and a big assed deer sitting in the middle of the dining room table. Nothing outside. There have been a few years that all she put up was a 3ft tree on top of a side table. This crap will all be back in the closet before the sun sets on Christmas Day.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Update: PTL. Found out we have the cheap knock off village pieces from Michael’s. We may put out more decorations than I think are necessary, but at least we’re buying off brand.

 

[dorndawg]

Is that Canseco right before the ball to the head HR?

YESSIR

 

[dog12]

I need someone to find the inventors of Dickens Village and bring them to me! I have spent HOURS setting up this village for my wife. Problem is, she wants them set up differently. Praying for a meteor!!!

I have no 17'ing idea what you're talking about.

And no . . . I'm not going to look it up.

That being said, you definitely need help, so . . . good luck with that!