OT: Swag Update: The Summer of Smash

OzarkaNSW

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What's up illiterate slap dicks? Not much here just recovering from an epic Summer of Smash, and boy did I smash. I have had a few epic trips lately where I just absolutely...once again...tore it the 17 up. I absolutely slap chopped the scene. Took a little trip to the Neshoba County Fair not long ago...every heard of it? It's in Neshoba County. Popped up on the scene keeping it philly tight...babes everywhere staring at my swag that was appearing to be dripping off my clothes. I couldn't go anywhere without the girls trying to slob on my doshe. This one girl was pissing me off following me around, so I gave in and let her pull on the stick. Trap blasted some beers all night long, didn't go to bed till 6 (killing it) and passed out well after my second hook of the night. It was aight.<div>
</div><div>Check out Dallas, TX recently as well. It's pretty tight...bunch of squares and in that town though. Posted up with several dimes ranging from 10-15s....these tricks would make Kate Beckinsale look like an idiot. Pool party. Drinks. Twisted. Tore Down. It was absolutely choice. Then these idiot hipsters that were drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon (we get it) and smoking cloved cigs were all up and trying to step on my fresh, I was obviously making them feel like inferior cowards...they tried to get me arrested....they didnt. Whatever.</div>
 

RivaDawg

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"babes everywhere staring at my swag that was appearing to be dripping off my clothes."

Were you the dude in the shirt with the three wolves howling at the moon?
 

Woof Man Jack

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Anyone who starts off a "swag" post by bragging about nailing chicks at the Neshoba County Fair is definitely writing for laughs.
 

IBleedMaroonDawg

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Nov 12, 2007
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