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OzarkaNSW

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Mississippi State University? I think you mean Ball So Hard University. Thats what we should change our name to after the Baton Rouge massacre of 2014. "But Ozarka we almost blew it, Mullen is soOoOo stupid what was he thinking putting it Muni" Mullen was showing the size of his dick to the entire state of Louisiana, we just beat you and let our scrubs play to show you how bad we beat you. "But Ozarka this is serious! This is tiger stadium at night!" What a pussi comment, this is a new era, a new team, a new murdering program. We are no longer a football program but a program seeking to end our opponents. Shout out to Dillon Day for not being a little ***** and doing what we all wanted to do to those guys. He doesn't give a **** and I respect it. "But Oz! He is so selfish and now he got himself suspended, ZERO class" Take that **** back to the Crxxm days. We lost so hard with class and it was respectable? **** I almost jumped off DWS several times. I lost my mind once we we ran Christian Ducre three toss sweeps in a row to the right side then literally a fourth time and he fumbled it. Sweet. Mullen hasn't had balls like this since the double reverse pass from Dylan Favre at Georgia a few years ago...which by the was was SICK.

So I was in Vegas dripping in swagger during the game. Of course I took out time from winning 20k on the blackjack table and OTPHJ from stripper (Underrated) to watch the game. OTPHJ are tight there's just something about them that bring me back to middle school days. And its a stripper doing it so its Always cool. Hung out with the guy from the movie "21." I was under the influence of a fun brownie the first time I watched that movie so needless to say it was VERY confusing. But we kicked it and turned $100 into 20k easy. And for some reason girls just flock to you when you win at blackjack. I didn't ask questions but, I just HIT (reference to blackjack and sex). It was tight though #hitcity. I only made two girls cry, which was an improvement. Joined the high rollers club which I wasn't even trying to do but when you ball so hard its whatever.

OFF OFF TOPIC: Anybody ever watch the Keith Olbermann Show? He bashes Jeter, he pays people to laugh at his jokes in the back ground and you can hear the saliva swim around when he talks. What a stupid piece of ****