Fried catfish
Passing a state trooper on a two lane highway going 61 in a 55 with no consequence
Waking up 2 minutes before your alarm
Sauerkraut
Kobe’ ing a wadded up piece of paper into a coworkers trashcan on the first attempt while casually walking away
Chartreuse spinner baits
Ceiling fans
Weatherproof string lights zip tied to a live oak limb.
Navel oranges
Dish soap
When your kid ***** perfect little rabbit turds into his diaper
Bag salad
Gasoline
28 lb thrust trolling motors
Nitrile gloves
Those gold muscadines that the old folks used to call “sculpanongs”.
I liked this list so much I read it twice. Nice.