OT: Uh Oh....

[meymama]

Status Update
By City of Brandon, MS Economic Development
Brandon Police Department has received several reports of large (Yeti) coolers being stolen from homes. Help the police department by securing your cooler inside and do not leave it under a carport or in the bed of a truck.

 

[The Peeper]

Suspect last seen driving pickup truck w/ Yeti sticker in rear window, wearing Drake waterfowl shirt, Red Wing boots, Carhart jeans, Yeti hat and large leather Ducks Unlimited wallet sticking out of back pocket. There, that narrows the suspect list down doesn't it??

 

[os62]

Status Update
By City of Brandon, MS Economic Development
Brandon Police Department has received several reports of large (Yeti) coolers being stolen from homes. Help the police department by securing your cooler inside and do not leave it under a carport or in the bed of a truck.

But at least they didn't steal the Green Eggs too****

 

[jakldawg]

No mention of the undoubtedly personalized Rankin County tag on said truck?

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

That same guy was in line in front of me at Sam's last week.

Getting a tire repaired. Technician told him the hole was to close to the sidewall to repair. He told the tech to just go ahead and do it because he does it all the time in his tractor shop. Need to get the surveillance tape to identify the perp.

 

[starkvegasdawg]

How about the stash of salt life bumper stickers? Were they taken too?

 

[dawgman42]

Don't forget his 26.2 and 13.1 stickers

Statusku

 

[mcdawg22]

They'll never be able to identify him behind his Costa 580's.

 

[Shmuley]

Wait. The City of Brandon has an economic development dept?

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

The truth would be 0.00 stickers though.

 

[dawgman42]

Very true, but I love those (just not on my car).

 

[rabiddawg]

Bo Bounds? It's the off season. He had to something to pass the time till he can talk out of his *** about football again.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Great. One of these threads again. **

 

[dogmatic]

Yes. It's disguised as a Yeti cooler dealership.

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

I have a 0.0 sticker on my laptop

Everyone has theirs covered with stickers, and I had none, so it was bought as a joke. I proudly put it on.

 

[dawgman42]

I like it. And it's on your laptop, not your Mac, right?

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

Well....

...it's a MacBook, but I'm not a big fan of it to be honest. My desktop is windows, and work gave me the laptop I didn't choose it. Does that count?

/posted from iPad air