OT: What food creates the best/worst gas smell?

HotMop

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I have a family gathering I'm about to attend and I enjoy crop dusting. What food/food combinations can I eat to 'spruce' up the holiday atmosphere?

I already have eggs and cabbage line up...what else provides room clearing gas?

I know it's off topic but definitively the pack can help a brother out.
 

mjh94

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beef, any kind of tomato sauces, and spicy **** gets me roarin pretty good.
 

Indndawg

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high sulfur content produce methyl-sulfidesin the end. Foods high in fiber will do the same. Foods w/high acid content (tomato products) will produce the foul odor. Do a combo, and you can run everybody out the room
 

EAVdog

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Mix and match to create a deathly combo of crop dusting spray. I'm not sure how you control the volume though, it's only fun until you get busted dropping the bomb.
 

GreaterCowbell

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a 12-pack and a large helping of red beans and rice the night before will make it so.

damnitsquietwheredideverybodygoku
 

VirgilCain

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