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I still keep up with a former coworker who lives down around Orlando. We talk about once a month, and he asked me for some advice yesterday that I did not have an answer to. He wants to settle down (he is 31) and has met a girl he likes. Over the weekend, she steps out to give something to a friend who was stopping by. Being a guy, he decides to open her nightstand to see what is inside. He was shocked to find serval adult toys (5 plus) and one that is the extra-large size. His words, "I was maybe a little over halfway to competing). He said, she has been very normal in bed, but he has a lot of questions. He asked what I would do, and how should he bring it up. I am lost for words on this one. ha
 
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FormerBully said:
I still keep up with a former coworker who lives down around Orlando. We talk about once a month, and he asked me for some advice yesterday that I did not have an answer to. He wants to settle down (he is 31) and has met a girl he likes. Over the weekend, she steps out to give something to a friend who was stopping by. Being a guy, he decides to open her nightstand to see what is inside. He was shocked to find serval adult toys (5 plus) and one that is the extra-large size. His words, "I was maybe a little over halfway to competing). He said, she has been very normal in bed, but he has a lot of questions. He asked what I would do, and how should he bring it up. I am lost for words on this one. ha
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Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from Old School.....
Beanie: Do you have any idea how hard it is to land a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi is? A girl like that comes around, what, once every hundred years?

Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.

Beanie: Columbus wasn't looking for America, but that seemed to work out for everybody. You're here. You know what I mean?
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FormerBully said:
I still keep up with a former coworker who lives down around Orlando. We talk about once a month, and he asked me for some advice yesterday that I did not have an answer to. He wants to settle down (he is 31) and has met a girl he likes. Over the weekend, she steps out to give something to a friend who was stopping by. Being a guy, he decides to open her nightstand to see what is inside. He was shocked to find serval adult toys (5 plus) and one that is the extra-large size. His words, "I was maybe a little over halfway to competing). He said, she has been very normal in bed, but he has a lot of questions. He asked what I would do, and how should he bring it up. I am lost for words on this one. ha
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Darryl Steight

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FormerBully said:
I still keep up with a former coworker who lives down around Orlando. We talk about once a month, and he asked me for some advice yesterday that I did not have an answer to. He wants to settle down (he is 31) and has met a girl he likes. Over the weekend, she steps out to give something to a friend who was stopping by. Being a guy, he decides to open her nightstand to see what is inside. He was shocked to find serval adult toys (5 plus) and one that is the extra-large size. His words, "I was maybe a little over halfway to competing). He said, she has been very normal in bed, but he has a lot of questions. He asked what I would do, and how should he bring it up. I am lost for words on this one. ha
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Having had a little experience with this... I feel a duty to offer some bro advice to your friend. My first advice is - have fun (for now). She'll be a great time (for a while). You'll experience things that should be in movies (or at least in your hidden videos folder).

My other, more serious advice is... Either (a) run away while you still can, with your dignity and pocketbook still in tact; or at the very least (b) do your due diligence. Ask about her past. Really get to know her - don't react too quickly on emotion (aka horniness). Is she a ho or an ex-ho? Is she a diabolically narcissistic prescription pill addict looking for a sugar daddy (sex is the easiest way to do that)? These are very real possibilities, even if she's all sugar and rainbows in the earliest stages of the relationship. Some of them can hide it for quite a while.

I'm not denigrating all women. I love women. I'm just saying, most women don't develop those habits with large toys in the nunnery. You can count on a sexual past, which might be okay and normal, or it could be a warning sign. Is she a crazy nympho, or did she get the extra-large one as a gag gift at a party (yeah, right). Does she have any crazy ex-partners that you'll have to deal with later? Most wild ones have at least one, sometimes more than one.

Anywho, have fun but be on your guard. That's all I have to say about that.
 
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FormerBully said:
I still keep up with a former coworker who lives down around Orlando. We talk about once a month, and he asked me for some advice yesterday that I did not have an answer to. He wants to settle down (he is 31) and has met a girl he likes. Over the weekend, she steps out to give something to a friend who was stopping by. Being a guy, he decides to open her nightstand to see what is inside. He was shocked to find serval adult toys (5 plus) and one that is the extra-large size. His words, "I was maybe a little over halfway to competing). He said, she has been very normal in bed, but he has a lot of questions. He asked what I would do, and how should he bring it up. I am lost for words on this one. ha
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They're in a relationship serious enough that marriage is a consideration and don't ever talk about sex stuff? Do they sleep in two separate twin beds?

Anyhow, I only really have 1 piece of relationship advice that covers most scenarios: Either communicate with one another or break up.
 
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FormerBully said:
I still keep up with a former coworker who lives down around Orlando. We talk about once a month, and he asked me for some advice yesterday that I did not have an answer to. He wants to settle down (he is 31) and has met a girl he likes. Over the weekend, she steps out to give something to a friend who was stopping by. Being a guy, he decides to open her nightstand to see what is inside. He was shocked to find serval adult toys (5 plus) and one that is the extra-large size. His words, "I was maybe a little over halfway to competing). He said, she has been very normal in bed, but he has a lot of questions. He asked what I would do, and how should he bring it up. I am lost for words on this one. ha
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I love that you came to SixPack to solicit advice. Our expertise knows no bounds. Stocks, tariffs, coaching searches, hoes...
 
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Darryl Steight said:
Having had a little experience with this... I feel a duty to offer some bro advice to your friend. My first advice is - have fun (for now). She'll be a great time (for a while). You'll experience things that should be in movies (or at least in your hidden videos folder).

My other, more serious advice is... Either (a) run away while you still can, with your dignity and pocketbook still in tact; or at the very least (b) do your due diligence. Ask about her past. Really get to know her - don't react too quickly on emotion (aka horniness). Is she a ho or an ex-ho? Is she a diabolically narcissistic prescription pill addict looking for a sugar daddy (sex is the easiest way to do that)? These are very real possibilities, even if she's all sugar and rainbows in the earliest stages of the relationship. Some of them can hide it for quite a while.

I'm not denigrating all women. I love women. I'm just saying, most women don't develop those habits with large toys in the nunnery. You can count on a sexual past, which might be okay and normal, or it could be a warning sign. Is she a crazy nympho, or did she get the extra-large one as a gag gift at a party (yeah, right). Does she have any crazy ex-partners that you'll have to deal with later? Most wild ones have at least one, sometimes more than one.

Anywho, have fun but be on your guard. That's all I have to say about that.
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I think this is going to be pretty dependent on the age of the girl. If it was a 40 year old, yea, she's obviously been through the wringer. World is different out there for younger people. If it wasn't for the large size one, I wouldn't be concerned about the toys at all. If I were him I'd be hopeful this is a sign of a strong sex drive and the large one was a novelty that she wasn't really into.

I'm also not sure I'd disagree on him needing to know if she is a ho or an ex ho. Body count is a pretty big predictor of dissatisfaction in marriage and divorce. Not saying it never happens, because I do know some ex ho's who are on a multidecade streak, but generally they are just taking a pause, not quitting. I would treat them almost the same as something to run from. But hopefully he would already have found out about her past if they are serious enough that he's thinking about marriage.
 
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johnson86-1 said:
I think this is going to be pretty dependent on the age of the girl. If it was a 40 year old, yea, she's obviously been through the wringer. World is different out there for younger people. If it wasn't for the large size one, I wouldn't be concerned about the toys at all. If I were him I'd be hopeful this is a sign of a strong sex drive and the large one was a novelty that she wasn't really into.

I'm also not sure I'd disagree on him needing to know if she is a ho or an ex ho. Body count is a pretty big predictor of dissatisfaction in marriage and divorce. Not saying it never happens, because I do know some ex ho's who are on a multidecade streak, but generally they are just taking a pause, not quitting. I would treat them almost the same as something to run from. But hopefully he would already have found out about her past if they are serious enough that he's thinking about marriage.
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Mostly agree on the age thing. This younger generation is waaay more open about that stuff than the previous. Dating is a wild ride these days, so I hear**
 
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Did said "friend" also keep his mascot outfit for carnal activities after college?

Welp, now we're going to have to debate the sexual merits of mascots.

Who had this on their 2025 Bingo Card?
 
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My only real thought is if the knowledge of the Jumbo Package is going to make him insecure.
 
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