OT: WTF (NSFW)

[aTotal360]

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-*****-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960

 

[HotMop]

What the crap?

 

[MS-halfstep]

Wow, that's the funniest **** I've seen.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

THAT

is how you complain about pay toilets.

 

[The Fatboy]

British Columbia the new Florida?

 

[Shmuley]

Take that **** outside, ma'am.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

***** stole that move from monkeys at the zoo.

 

[Jgbishop]

No ****. She probably told them to cut the crap but their reaction is a bit pooplexing

 

[Lawdawg.sixpack]

"Horton, here's a poo."

/from comments

 

[Digging dog]

I got nothing.

 

[MS-halfstep]

Who keeps one dialed up on deck like that? No stage fright or hesitation.

 

[BossDawg78]

She LITERALLY "gave a ****."

 

[aTotal360]

No kidding. If I have to drop some heat that quickly, you'd need a mop to pick it up.

 

[JoMo MoJo]

I’m guessing she was seeking a bathroom and wasn’t a customer.
What’s crazy is I bet she is hot and if you just passed her walking out of the restaurant you would probably throw her the brown eye.

 

[Shamoan]

Frappe on the floor

 

[JoMo MoJo]

She literally took **** into her own hands.

 

[MSUDawgFan86]

Take that **** outside, ma'am.

Everyone should be banned for not liking this before I did just now.

 

[MSUDawgFan86]

Nasty 17ing *****. Women are crazy.

 

[kired]

She backed up against that wall like this wasn’t the first time she’d taken a dump against a wall. Obviously a pro

 

[basedawg]

Drugs can make folks do crazy ****!

 

[PineGroveBully]

Canadian chic **** has officially surpassed bat **** in the hierarchy of craziest **** out there

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

Very little pee-pee. Most humans would have still been pissing long after she hit the road. If I would have tried that kind of move I would have surely slipped in my own piss during the heave.

 

[Dawg1976]

That's what I call a power dump. An on demand version.

 

[SyonaraStanz]

Is there a video in the article? My phone's not showing anything. Damnit, I really wanna see this ****.

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

No kidding. If I have to drop some heat that quickly, you'd need a mop to pick it up.

Must be a pro. A Strong type 4. I am like you, no way anything less than a 6 is coming out..
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[61dawg]

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-*****-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960

That is so fake.

 

[paindonthurt_]

Everything looks real except the pickup. It’s like it all came up with one scoop.

No messy floor after.

 

[PineGroveBully]

So you're saying someone made that **** up??????

 

[Bulldogg31]

Everything looks real except the pickup. It’s like it all came up with one scoop.

No messy floor after.

High-fiber diet. Probably lots of chia seeds and figs. No wonder she's so pissed off.

 

[Shmuley]

Are you shittin’ me?

 

[Digging dog]

Spots on the Wall by Hu Flungdoo

 

[Dogariffic]

The customer is always right!!

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

It's real...

because I believe it.

And, I saw it on the internet.

 

[maroonmadman]

Shot at and missed, **** at and hit.....

 

[josebrown]

Shot at and missed, **** at and hit.....

Uh, 911, I'm reporting a **** and run just occurred, ma'am...