Our recruiting approach wins aGAIN...

[dawgstudent]

@SelfMade_jraw22: First time in forever I opened every piece of mail in a day... and I must say these Mississippi State letters make me laugh #HailState

 

[tenureplan]

Not sure if that's a good thing

Is he laughing at us or laughing with us?

 

[TBone.sixpack]

I was curious of that as well. But, he is opening them. So I am going to think that is an opening to communicate further.

 

[SkullCandy.sixpack]

Kinda weird that he got the same "You're a baller" letter as the last guy. Are they sending these things out in mass mailings? I can't believe they don't have time to time to write "personal" 3 word letters to recruits.

 

[TBone.sixpack]

'Jesus loves STATE.'

works for others we know**

 

[tenureplan]

I think our letters say

"Tom Cruise loves State and ballers."

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Likely.

also: Xenu wants YOU! And the subtle yet effective WWXD!?

 

[dawgstudent]

I am sure he gets normal info from State as well but you have to think if he sees a State envelope, he is going to open it.

 

[SkullCandy.sixpack]

"WWXD?" I laughed.

 

[DerHntr]

funny idea for a thread: If OM copied us and started sending letters like ours, what would they say?

My entry:

White girls

 

[AlSwearengen]

Let's see: Recruit gets a State letter and opens it up for the comedy, then rummages around to find the olemiss letter that is basically a "menu" like they have at the bunny ranches.

 

[CadaverDawg]

funny idea for a thread: If OM copied us and started sending letters like ours, what would they say?

My entry:

White girls

Or only one word...

"GULP"

Because I wouldn't put it past some of the "white guys" at Ole Miss either.

 

[gtowndawg]

Guerrilla Marking **

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@SelfMade_jraw22: First time in forever I opened every piece of mail in a day... and I must say these Mississippi State letters make me laugh #HailState

 

[Shmuley]

Listen to the crystals!!!!

 

[SkullCandy.sixpack]

"Our girls are ballers"

 

[KurtRambis4]

Or invitations

to Bible study

 

[RockstarFromMars]

Implying this tactic wasn't stolen by Chris Jones on one of his undercover stealth ops.

 

[Chesusdog]

The truth is out at last. On his first day on the job in Oxford, Freezus painted the portrait of the swag can using only the tears of repentant white girls that used to swallow. Chris Jones' sole purpose for visiting was to covertly snap some photos of the swag can for Coach Collins. Mission accomplished, rebel scum.

 

[seshomoru]

funny idea for a thread: If OM copied us and started sending letters like ours, what would they say?

My entry:

White girls

The fabric of our lives

Crunchy

 

[RockstarFromMars]

You and yours will truly rue the day you crossed us.

nm