Outside linebacker out of Indiana...

Perd Hapley

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The young man will certainly be a Criminal Justice major. I could see him being a great sheriff one day.
 

HumpDawgy

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The media will be forced to mispronounce his name like they did for Joe Theismann (obviously not for the same reason).
 

She Mate Me

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If he just owns the 17 outta that name and balls out, I bet the, uh, black folks will love him.

And, on a side note, this thread existing and continuing to do so is so SPS, and so right.