Over/Under on black eyes in Alabama trailer parks.....

[HammerOfTheDogs]

2,000,000

 

[Barkman Turner Overdrive]

or are we also counting the ones on kids? If so, do only legitimate kids count, or do we count the bastard kids, too?

 

[windcrysmary]

nt

 

[dawgatUSM]

i say a black eye is a black eye is a black eye...

And I'm buying

 

[TR.sixpack]

nm

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

...but they get the second black eye after saying, "B-b-b-but, it's only a game."

 

[RonnyAtmosphere]

1) Amount of empty Jack Daniels bottles tossed through trailer windows = 5,976.

2) Amount of cartons of filterless Camel cigarettes tossed at loved ones = 2,982.

3) Amount of velvet Elvis pictures ripped off of double wide walls = 3,987.

4) Amount of food stamps torn to shreds in a fit of anger = 0.

 

[hotdigitydog]

nt

 

[821505]

Don't forget how many empty cans of coors.

 

[DynamicDawg]

Kicked dogs.

"Git on outta heah!"

 

[bulldogbaja]

wait, yes I can.

 

[821505]

Crying in their bear and earnhart jr rooms.

 

[BCash]

I live in Tuscaloosa, I'll go investigate and get back to y'all. By the way, Tuscaloosa DID record it's first murder of the new year last night. One shot and killed, one injured. Sad, but true.