P diddy got….

mstateglfr

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2% chance he kills himself.
3% chance he dies of some disease or issue.
95% chance he makes it home once released.
 

skydawg1

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In before the lock, just kidding, this ain't getting locked.***. For real, no ******'s. **
 

DT4248

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I bet you I can get it locked....
checking in to help. i think it's ridiculous to "punish" someone with what he already does
Starship Troopers GIF
 
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PapaDawg

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Diddy going to need that baby oil for the next couple years! Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
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DT4248

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I heard P Diddy is getting 93 new cell mates from Memphis over the last 3 days. A solid 31 per day.

I know it's not as good as 2024 Memphis's daily average of 52 arrests, and for good reason. We don't want Diddy's prison party to get too big.

(This oughta do it. Let's close up shop and focus on beating some guys weirder than P Diddy.)
 
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Dawgbite

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He won’t serve 2 years of it. I put the over/under at 18 months.
 

Pookieray

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he got enough $ to buy protection and he's probably some sort of martyr to ones already in prison.
 

GloryDawg

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I think the crime he got convicted for is a BS crime. If you live in Meridian and buy a hooker from Meridian, it's a fine you pay but if you live in Meridian and buy a hooker from Alabama and she comes into Miss it is a Federal Crime that gets you up to 10 years. The Mann act was good and served a purpose when it was made law in 1910 but its BS now. The judge did not even give him time served. All that time in jail waiting doesn't count. I bet it gets reduced, he pays for bodyguards, he out doing his freaking **** again in two years. What I can't figure out is why the hell did he not just hire some LA hookers?
 
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leeinator

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He won’t serve 2 years of it. I put the over/under at 18 months.
It only takes one day to do what needs to be done, but my guess is, they won't house him anywhere near the general population. He'll likely get it upon leaving prison and similar to Tupac and Biggy Smalls.
 
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Dawgg

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I think the crime he got convicted for is a BS crime. If you live in Meridian and buy a hooker from Meridian, it's a fine you pay but if you live in Meridian and buy a hooker from Alabama and she comes into Miss it is a Federal Crime that gets you up to 10 years. The Mann act was good and served a purpose when it was made law in 1910 but its BS now. The judge did not even give him time served. All that time in jail waiting doesn't count. I bet it gets reduced, he pays for bodyguards, he out doing his freaking **** again in two years. What I can't figure out is why the hell did he not just hire some LA hookers?
I mean… they got Al Capone on tax evasion. They got OJ for stealing his own Heisman back.

Also, if I sell weed in Oklahoma, I’m a medical dispensary. If I transport that same weed across the border to Texas and sell it, I’m a drug dealer.

Sean Combs has done enough bad in this world that I’m not gonna lose any sleep about how tenuous or unfair the charges are that ended up putting him away for a while.
 

RocketDawg

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I never heard of the guy before he got arrested, but he should've been charged with assault on the girlfriend as well. He seems to be pretty much a lowlife. I'm surprised he didn't get a longer sentence, but he'll probably be out well under the 4 year sentence.
 
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DT4248

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I never heard of the guy before he got arrested, but he should've been charged with assault on the girlfriend as well. He seems to be pretty much a lowlife. I'm surprised he didn't get a longer sentence, but he'll probably be out well under the 4 year sentence.
You've never heard of Puff Daddy? He was literally popular in the 90s. I get not liking rap but bragging about never having heard of him is like bragging about never having heard of Jay Z.
 
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You've never heard of Puff Daddy? He was literally popular in the 90s. I get not liking rap but bragging about never having heard of him is like bragging about never having heard of Jay Z.
I’ve “heard” of both of them but couldn’t tell you one song either did
 

BreckyBratt

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Epstein may have looked white but wasn't white. He was born Jewish which doesn't make him "white". His namesake came from the middle east Israel area. Sammy chose Judaism. Big difference.