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My go-to move right now is that when she sets something on my bathroom sink, it immediately goes back on her side. Next morning she moves it to my side again while fiddling with her thousands of products, and I move it back. We have a plastic cup that has been going back and forth for about a week and a half right now.

Good times. Really keeps the lovelight burning.
 
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I like asking her if she is done in the [insert room name] before turning off the light. She is notorious for leaving lights on everywhere...same thing when she leaves dirty dishes on the counter above the dishwasher, I'll ask if she is done with the plate...

It's really refreshing tbh...
 
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Sometimes when she falls asleep, I'll find the skin flick channels (Cinemax, TMC, Showtime) that is running back to back soft porn. I'll flick it on that channel, turn it up then put the tv remote somewhere across the room then go sleep somewhere else.

If I drive her car, before I turn it off, I'll put it on a spanish station, crank it up, then turn off the car.

When she's yelling at the kids, I stand behind her and make faces, so they start laughing.
 
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I take my pants off almost immediately when I get home and try to use it as an excuse for not having to take the dog out.

And I get called on it every time!
 
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Joey Rupption said:
I take my pants off almost immediately when I get home and try to use it as an excuse for not having to take the dog out.

And I get called on it every time!
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I use to get called out on that too. Until my wife started taking her pants off as soon as she gets home. She told me that she was wrong on that. Loves it now.
 
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Speaking of battle of wills, one of my Dobermans gets the sh*ts real easy, so sometimes I'll give steak or ribs, high protein stuff. If he gets the sh*ts during the night, he'll always something that resembles the pyramids at Giza in the living room (it's always 3 I don't know why). She'll get pissed, tell me to clean it up, I hunker down and don't, then we have a good ol' mexican standoff.
 
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BlueBallz said:
Speaking of battle of wills, one of my Dobermans gets the sh*ts real easy, so sometimes I'll give steak or ribs, high protein stuff. If he gets the sh*ts during the night, he'll always something that resembles the pyramids at Giza in the living room (it's always 3 I don't know why). She'll get pissed, tell me to clean it up, I hunker down and don't, then we have a good ol' mexican standoff.
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Wait. So when your dog gets the *****, it ***** pyramids? Son, I'd be getting that dog to America's Got Talent.
 
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BlueBallz said:
Yep, pretty much! Big steamy dumps that you can smell before you even get into the room.
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I'm signing your dog up right now on their website. I'm auditioning for you in Chicago. Or would Cleveland work? Let me ask you. Are these turds on straight sharp 90 degree angles or we talking a round pile. Because bro, I'm not going to put one more ounce of energy typing this stuff in if your dog is just shitting a 3 level circular stack. Sorry man.

http://www.americasgottalentauditions.com/audition-cities/
 
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Lately, if I see more then 2 cabinets/drawers left open in the kitchen/laundry (which is pretty much always), I just go around and open all 30 of them. I get enough of a kick out of doing it that I almost don't even mind that she leaves them open all the touching time anymore -- gives me just cause.
 
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maverick1 said:
Inevitably, I get blamed for screwing the lids on bottles/jars too tightly, so my classic is to go back behind her back and re-screw the lid on ultra-tight on whatever jar/bottle she herself just used. Then later it's like...

Can you open this? I've asked you a thousand times not to screw stuff on so tightly.
Wasn't me -- you were the last one to get some orange juice, remember?
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(grudgingly) I guess it must have been stuck
Guess so

I've even gone so far as to use channel locks or a rubber strap wrench to apply extry torque [banana]
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Genius. Can't wait to do this.
 
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maverick1 said:
Inevitably, I get blamed for screwing the lids on bottles/jars too tightly, so my classic is to go back behind her back and re-screw the lid on ultra-tight on whatever jar/bottle she herself just used. Then later it's like...

Can you open this? I've asked you a thousand times not to screw stuff on so tightly.
Wasn't me -- you were the last one to get some orange juice, remember?
pause
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(grudgingly) I guess it must have been stuck
Guess so

I've even gone so far as to use channel locks or a rubber strap wrench to apply extry torque [banana]
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This is amazing. I laughed out loud.
 
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My wife loves to urinate throughout the night and uses my bathroom since it's closer than her's...sometimes she forgets to flush and it grosses me out in the morning while I'm trying to get ready.

As a remedy to this problem, I've started taking my morning ***** in her bathroom from time to time and "forgetting" to flush. It hasn't really been a problem after a few selective drops over the past few months.
 
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funKYcat75 said:
My go-to move right now is that when she sets something on my bathroom sink, it immediately goes back on her side. Next morning she moves it to my side again while fiddling with her thousands of products, and I move it back. We have a plastic cup that has been going back and forth for about a week and a half right now.

Good times. Really keeps the lovelight burning.
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I'm not passive agressive. Because I'm not a woman myself.
 
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Some of you might recall my post in the "annoying spouse habits" thread.

..whenever shes in a "mood", i have found great pleasure in taking both kids to one of their rooms and just having the loudest most fun time playing imaginable. It really pisses her off how much fun we have.


And, strange.[roll][smoke]:sunglasses:
 
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When she tries to start an argument I immideately say I would agree with you but we'd both be wrong.
 
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crazyqx83 said:
Good one, little miss "has her own bathroom sink."

Please tell me more about your overt manliness from behind your makeup mirror.
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If your insult was the fact that my master bathroom has two sinks, then I guess you got me?
 
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My lass simply would not turn off lights, despite repeated polite requests to do so.

My solution? I removed the light bulbs in her dressing room and the bathroom and hid them.

Fixed that.
 
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funKYcat75 said:
If your insult was the fact that my master bathroom has two sinks, then I guess you got me?
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That's the only way to do it.

Even then, you're still going to get piles of **** in your way but at least there is a line of demarcation. If you share a sink, it's just a disaster.
 
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crazyqx83 said:
My insult was that you claimed one for yourself, Mr. "Haver of many fine sinks."
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Well, I'm not sure how many folks you have for your live-in cuckhold sessions, but there's just the two of us, so 2/2=1 for each of us.
 
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Hankshaker said:
My lass simply would not turn off lights, despite repeated polite requests to do so.

My solution? I removed the light bulbs in her dressing room and the bathroom and hid them.

Fixed that.
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Please go back to GYERO with that "lass" **** that no male that doesn't wear vineyard vines would ever say.
 
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Also, we recently attended a wedding where we stayed over night in a hotel.

To protest her taking bags and bags and bags of beauty products and planning for any possible contingency for an overnight stay, I took a ziplock bag and filled it with a tooth brush, tooth paste, and deoderant. Rolled that up in a t-shirt and a pair of sweats to lounge around the hotel (and I considered that excessive), stuffed the roll in a kroger bag and I told her I was packed.

I did sneak in a paperback for the hours of inevitable waiting around for hens to get their **** together.
 
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