Peageant smack, four of top 5 were MSU

MaronMatters

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That's impossible.

There have been many, many, many detailed and highly accurate studies conducted of girls in this state and every single one of them conclude that "All the fine girls go to Ole Miss".
 

coach66

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Jasmine Murray , the American idol

Girl. I don't do pics on here but she is a beautiful and talented lady.
 

was21

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Nothing against the competitors and the winner, but let's face it: These pageants are not what they once were. Women's lib has a lot to do with it fading in popularity and contestant participation.
 

Optimus Prime 4

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To illustrate the absurdity of the pageant circuit, as if toddlers and tiaras didn't tell you enough. There was a girl in school who was big on the pageant circuit. She played the damn harp for starters. Which is an instrument only someone trying to win a pageant would ever play. On top of that, she was a real big holy roller, she was engaged and had never even kissed her boyfriend. That in in self is weird, but not near as funny as the fact she had fake tits. She was too prudish to French her boyfriend, but getting fake hooters to win a swimsuit competition: totally cool. Don't get me wrong, I wish all winners were from OM simply so o could say they were, but by and large the people big into that are nut jobs,
 

RebelAlumnus

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A former Miss Mississippi from State (within last 5 years) was still being dressed by her mother as a junior in high school. These are the types of girls in these things.
 
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I actually had a consultant that went to U of TX, currently working for us tell me an OM guy told him that recently. I just gave a blank stare.
 

coach66

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I have always thought pageants were

Dumb as ****. I had to endure them with my sister. Jerking y'all's chain a little is fun because I can assure you a large percentage of your fan base buys into these things. We didn't for years but are starting to look obsessed as well.
 

Dog316

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To illustrate the absurdity of the pageant circuit, as if toddlers and tiaras didn't tell you enough. There was a girl in school who was big on the pageant circuit. She played the damn harp for starters. Which is an instrument only someone trying to win a pageant would ever play. On top of that, she was a real big holy roller, she was engaged and had never even kissed her boyfriend. That in in self is weird, but not near as funny as the fact she had fake tits. She was too prudish to French her boyfriend, but getting fake hooters to win a swimsuit competition: totally cool. Don't get me wrong, I wish all winners were from OM simply so o could say they were, but by and large the people big into that are nut jobs,

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Well, I would say you have something in common with the nut jobs.