To illustrate the absurdity of the pageant circuit, as if toddlers and tiaras didn't tell you enough. There was a girl in school who was big on the pageant circuit. She played the damn harp for starters. Which is an instrument only someone trying to win a pageant would ever play. On top of that, she was a real big holy roller, she was engaged and had never even kissed her boyfriend. That in in self is weird, but not near as funny as the fact she had fake tits. She was too prudish to French her boyfriend, but getting fake hooters to win a swimsuit competition: totally cool. Don't get me wrong, I wish all winners were from OM simply so o could say they were, but by and large the people big into that are nut jobs,