People With These Names Are Usually Insufferable A**holes

[Deeeefense]

I sometimes wonder if people grow into their name. In other words if they have an odd name or one that is perceived as being arrogant, haughty or some other negative trait, the reaction that they receive from people around them, molds their personalty into what their name implies.

So - be careful what you name your kid.

 

[slick rick.ksr]

Xavier

 

[DaBossIsBack]

Angela/Angie
Tabitha
Sheila
Maggie
Melissa
Lisa
Sandy

 

[dgtatu01]

Grayson Allen

 

[roguemocha]

Chrystal/Krystal
Destiny

Whores, always whores. And obviously, white trash.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Brad is OK
BUT
Chad is an abortion.

 

[LineSkiCat14]

I have to ask.. How far did you have to go with a girl named Crystal or Destiny to realize she's a *****? I'm hoping that promethazine addiction isn't too severe.

 

[Guess Who]

Lawrence, Larry

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

The next person that names their son "Jaxson" should get their *** kicked. Just sayin'.

 

[Hank Camacho]

Lawrence, Larry

Larry Bird, Larry David, Larry King, Larry Flynt, and Larry Hagman would like you to know that you can kindly go bugger yourself.

My mom wanted to name me "Tristen" before my dad put a firm foot down on that idea. Thank god. What a **** of a name.

I haven't seen Trevor mentioned, but it has to be up there.

Also, any overly long female name where the person gets offended about going by the short version of her name in day to day communication:

Madeline instead of Maddy
Katherine instead of Katie
Lucinda instead of Lucy
UK Hoops instead of Ladycats
etc.

 

[Hank Camacho]

Chrystal/Krystal

Any altered spelling of a common name is a recipe for disaster.

Here's a rule to live by: If a name will look idiotic on a resume in 25 years, do not name your kid that.

 

[rmattox]

The next person that names their son "Jaxson" should get their *** kicked. Just sayin'.

Or any other name that's spelled the wrong way.

 

[allabouttheUK]

Brian. Never met a Brian that wasn't either a dumb-***, or douche-bag. Stephen, usually a geek that talks a big but can't back it up.

 

[BlueThruAndThru_rivals115784]

Stephen, usually a geek that talks a big but can't back it up.

 

[UpstateNYCat]

Jeremy = Mommy's little snowflake and are usually a huge puss.

Also, couple who name their kids with the same first letter: Brandon, Blaine, Brandon, Brenda. Kill yourself. Same goes for Dads naming their kids after them. Stop being lazy and let the kid have his own identity.

 

[buckethead1978]

Christopher
Payton
Geoff
Thad
Carter
Roberts with an S

 

[anthonys735]

Chris, Patrick and Larry are all great names. Thad... that's the absolute worst. Good call.

 

[BBdK]

Larry Schembari? Okay bud.

 

[Elbridge]

My first and middle name can both be shortened to Ed. I like to joke that my parents named me Ed Ed.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Grown men still using the children's variation of their name like "Bobby" or "Timmy" should automatically get their mullets cut off.

 

[ZenCatFan73]

Christopher is an awesome name.

 

[beltieboy_rivals376542]

Keegan

 

[ktbug]

Brett, Brent

 

[buckethead1978]

Leslie
Shannon

 

[Blueisbest]

Blaine-people with this name are insufferable bastages.

 

[KingOfBBN]

A lot of these names sound like a villain in a bad teen movie in the 80s where they have a skiing competition to get the girl or save the love interests grandfather's business.

A lot of ski douche names on here.

As for Blueibest bringing up Blaine, I have never met any guy with this name. I used to date a girl in high school and her middle name was Blaine. I think she ended up sleeping with at least 35-40 dudes by her mid 20s.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

People with "jr" at the end of their name. They all have daddy issues.

 

[CatsBy90_rivals30112]

Brett. Never known a Brett that wasn't a complete prick.

 

[Elbridge]

People with "jr" at the end of their name. They all have daddy issues.

Anyone who names themself Lord.

 

[MegaBlue05]

I've known a lot of ******** named Dale.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Anyone who names themself Lord.

Anyone whose name translates to "The Bridge" in Spanish. It means their entire family history is that of allowing themselves to be walked over.

 

[Elbridge]

Anyone whose name translates to "The Bridge" in Spanish. It means their entire family history is that of allowing themselves to be walked over.

Elbridge/el-brid-ge/ as a boys' name is of Old English origin, and the meaning of Elbridge is "old plank bridge". Name of a place in Kent, England.
No need to translate to Spanish. You are clever by half.

 

[ETWNAPPEL_]

Catherine is always the biggest ***** in the room and she will scold you for calling her "Cathy"

I just showed this to my daughter Catherine and she laughed and said that is so true!

 

[Anon1711055878]

I can't think of a name with an "X" in it that I wouldn't regard the person as being a total ******* (since their parents were obviously ******** to some degree).

My name is Max, and you're right on all counts.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Elbridge/el-brid-ge/ as a boys' name is of Old English origin, and the meaning of Elbridge is "old plank bridge". Name of a place in Kent, England.
No need to translate to Spanish. You are clever by half.

So my answer was correct, only not gay enough.

 

[Captain Forehead]

People with "jr" at the end of their name. They all have daddy issues.

You got that **** right.

 

[Big_Blue79]

I hearby submit the name Lance into consideration.

Friend of mine named his kid Lantz. It's been rough.

 

[jwheat]

Tommy

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

Anyone who names themself Lord.

easy hoss.

 

[jwheat]

Don
Donnie
Donald
Tom
Jerry
Bert
Jason
Allabout