Pic of the Toomer Tree-Killer (add your own caption)

HammerOfTheDogs

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Dawgzilla

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Seen a half dozen pictures of that puke, and he is never smiling. At a Tide game, holding his grandchild, hanging out at the Floribama bar.....he looks pretty miserable.

What kind of guy is raised in Texas, adopts Alabama as his team later in life, and is driven to poison some trees and then brag about it on the radio and the Internet? He's a miserable little man who needs a good dose of Prosac.
 

bulliegolfer

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Dawgzilla said:
Seen a half dozen pictures of that puke, and he is never smiling. At a Tide game, holding his grandchild, hanging out at the Floribama bar.....he looks pretty miserable.

What kind of guy is raised in Texas, adopts Alabama as his team later in life, and is driven to poison some trees and then brag about it on the radio and the Internet? He's a miserable little man who needs a good dose of Prosac.
I hope he gets a good dose of jail time.
 

OrrDawg

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He looks like he would <17> a goat all night long, but he just doesn't have that tree killer look.
 

vhdawg

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This information takes up valuable memory space now in my brain. It probably replaced something useful I learned in college.
 

KurtRambis4

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freaking letterman jacket and elephant hat. WTF? I can say I'm as big a MSU fan as there is, and the thought of buying a letterman jacket and bulldog hat has never once crossed my mind.
 

TheBigDA

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After Jay and Joe Willy. His mom is a roadwhore trailor trash who of course never went to Bama.
 

jakldawg

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in bandwagon jumping, sidewalk alumni division. <div>
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</div><div>Somewhere in Texas, a guy that got pulled over by him is thinking, "I cant believe this ******* told me to pay more attention to the law next time"</div>
 

TUSK.sixpack

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that cat needs a psych eval.... <div>[list type=decimal][*]never smiles[*]unhealthyinfatuation with bammer (see elephant hat and WTF is up with the "letter jacket"?) + (naming your freaking spawn after bammer)[*]irrational/unstable/miserable/attention seeking enough to admit his crime on live, syndicated radio[*]oh, and he killed some trees, too....[/list]</div>