POLITICAL THREAD

[berniecarbo]

Meanwhile, I was the guy with the lamp shade on his head missing all the good stories.

Another one for you. I had a customer from Boston who would travel down in Mexico with a large trailer to buy stained glass lampshades. On his way home, he would stop at my place and fill the rest of the trailer with my stuff. One time when he stopped, his driver told me a story. He was driving in a remote area of Mexico, when several uniformed armed men came out of a shack and stopped him. They searched his truck and stole all his money. He could hear them discussing what to do with his body when they were done.
Luckily a tourist bus arrived at the intersection and the armed men fled. He said it was the only reason he wasn't killed.

 

[Joe-King]

A FAFO moment...

PAYBACK PROMISED

Trump warns of 'serious retaliation' after deadly ambush kills US troops in Syria​

 

[HymanKaplan]

I know dudes who would lather their dogs in mayo. Yup, meant that the way it sounds.

Not on my watch. If you're going to do that crap, take it behind the trailer. If I see that, I'm taking the hot dog back and refunding your money. Full on soup Nazi. I can't abide that.

 

[Beatle Bum]

I posted that as a joke, but out of curiosity, I started looking into it, and no **** it seems like a legit option. I might actually DO this. Hitch it to a car in the morning, roll to some arranged location and sell hot dogs during the lunch hours 3 or 4 times a week, 7 months a year. LOL You can buy those Costco 1/4 pound beef hot dogs on the cheap. Have a cooler full of sodas, and pre-packaged condiments. A dog and a drink for 3.50 nets 2 dollars an order.

Clown Dogs

"Where the Dogs are Bigger Than the Shoes!"

"It's a Circus In Your Mouth!"

How many clowns can you get into your mouth?

 

[AustinTXCat]

** Wise Words Department **

"Christmas morning, I'm going to open presents with my kids. I'm going to take pictures of them opening the presents. Then I'm going to come to the Staples Center and get ready to work."

- Kobe Bryant

 

[mdluk1]

This is how the GOP looks coming to support Trump.

 

[Lost In FL]

Three posts in a row.

I think I need a job. Probably start looking after the Holidays.

I'm sure, with my "people skills" it shouldn't take me long to find something.

Driving a school bus again is not an option, not after the "parent incident" and subsequent "meeting" with my supervisor. He didn't care for my suggestion about what he could do with the "write up" I refused to sign (along with the letter of apology to that straight up trash mother that I refused to write) So, I'm open to suggestions. Let's go gang, help me find a job. I'm going to go ahead and nip the "How about Circus clown" thing in the bud so...

I'd prefer not to deal with, see, or even talk to, you know, PEOPLE, but other than that I'm wide open. Surely ONE of you all knows about a promising lead. Maybe some sort of "think tank" that's probably right in my wheel house. I'm a great "idea" man. That's probably my forte. I guess I could tutor Math but when my friend asked me to help his daughter several years ago, after 3 sessions, she told her Dad that "I wasn't working out" I dunno, my attitude was brought up/mentioned as a factor. I like the kid, known her since she was a baby, but she wasn't going to split the atom if you know what I mean.

you need to find out how the lefties do it, getting paid to post.

 

[Simple Man]

Have you guys ever seen an 85-pound german shepherd go off because a cat was in the back yard? Trying to tear the door down before I let her out.

I have a 19 pound yorkie- bichon mix that does the same thing.The little dog thinks he is a rottweiler but would get his *** kicked by the cats that run through here

 

[Beatle Bum]

YOu can have a free hot dog. (the stand is just a front, while I sell weed out of my car.)

Why do you think I have a small farm in London, KY ?

I'm going to be rolling up in my 20 year old Scion tC, that has 240,000 miles on it, a busted window and no side mirrors (both are gone) LOL

It's a true "classic" Jay Leno has sent me feelers about purchasing it.

Just call me Big Worm. LOL

Marinate your dogs in a weed solution. Give the first dog away for free. After they eat one, you will be selling dogs and chips for the rest of the day!

 

[Beatle Bum]

That's a CLOWNIE for Beatle (pretend you hear a horn going off, and confetti dropping)

I am done here. It can get no better and could get a hell of a lot worse.

 

[Beatle Bum]

Actress Amanda Seyfried calls socialism a 'gorgeous idea' during podcast

Actress Amanda Seyfried called socialism a "gorgeous idea" on Variety's "Award Circuit" podcast, defining it as "taking care of each other" during the discussion.

www.foxnews.com

I am all for the entertainment industry experimenting with socialism. All actors and actresses, even those bartending and waitressing, as well as those starring in A movies get the same salary. Let’s see how that works before we go an implement it nation and industry wide.

 

[berniecarbo]

I have a 19 pound yorkie- bichon mix that does the same thing.The little dog thinks he is a rottweiler but would get his *** kicked by the cats that run through here

A old German fable about boxers and small dogs. When God made dogs, he saved the boxer for last and he was the most beautiful dog ever, but he was vain. Boxer ran to see himself in the mirror, but was going to fast and could not stop. He ran in to the mirror and flattened his nose before the clay had dried. God let boxers nose stay that way as punishment for his vanity.

All the big dogs laughed and made fun of boxer, so he would fight them in a minute. The middle sized and small dogs loved boxer, so he was kind to them.

Boxers do seem extremely tolerant of small dogs. One day a very small one was barking and snipping at Maddies kneecaps. Maddie just stood there and looked, like she was thinking the little dog must be crazy. Maddie never growled or anything.

 

[Beatle Bum]

I need to find spots where there is a large concentration of unhealthy people. Those are the sweet spots for hot dog sales.

Costco?

 

[Beatle Bum]

I feel like I just got reamed.

I don’t k ow how that feels. Can you describe?

 

[Beatle Bum]

Another one for you. I had a customer from Boston who would travel down in Mexico with a large trailer to buy stained glass lampshades. On his way home, he would stop at my place and fill the rest of the trailer with my stuff. One time when he stopped, his driver told me a story. He was driving in a remote area of Mexico, when several uniformed armed men came out of a shack and stopped him. They searched his truck and stole all his money. He could hear them discussing what to do with his body when they were done.
Luckily a tourist bus arrived at the intersection and the armed men fled. He said it was the only reason he wasn't killed.

Shady industry.

 

[Simple Man]

Good stuff 75 Cat's

 

[Beatle Bum]

I cannot imagine being in the pathway of that spike. Wow! Duck!!!!

 

[Tinker Dan]

I posted that as a joke, but out of curiosity, I started looking into it, and no **** it seems like a legit option. I might actually DO this. Hitch it to a car in the morning, roll to some arranged location and sell hot dogs during the lunch hours 3 or 4 times a week, 7 months a year. LOL You can buy those Costco 1/4 pound beef hot dogs on the cheap. Have a cooler full of sodas, and pre-packaged condiments. A dog and a drink for 3.50 nets 2 dollars an order.

Clown Dogs

"Where the Dogs are Bigger Than the Shoes!"

"It's a Circus In Your Mouth!"

No way this ends well. Lol

 

[FireWentOut]

Well, this crap is starting again. First NKU and now Brown.






No shooter in custody.

 

[Joe-King]

Nutjob alert...

BREAKING: ACTIVE SHOOTER: Multiple People Shot at Brown University – Shooter Still at Large​

 

[notFromhere]

Not on my watch. If you're going to do that crap, take it behind the trailer. If I see that, I'm taking the hot dog back and refunding your money. Full on soup Nazi. I can't abide that.

Yeah... maybe remote-selling of hotdogs is your gig. A virtual presence that doesn't deal directly with customers might be the way to go

 

[notFromhere]

Ges.

All beef hot dog and a Miller Lite. All day

 

[notFromhere]

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...because all the people that would tell you that.... are in prison.

A big part of being an adult is doing adult things like showing up to your job, on time, ready to work, and doing right by your employer. All of these things are common sense, and understandably would not easily come to mind for young Le'Veon.

 

[notFromhere]

That would be Walmart.

Which is why Walmart would never let you set up shop outside a Walmart.

Best thing to do is to ask the people at Lowes, because they're usually next to a Walmart and the smell of a hotdogs will draw the fatties hungry hippos people over to your truck. Need to buy one of those 1800 cfm industrial fans on top of the truck to blow that beautiful scent for miles

 

[notFromhere]

I saw the post. It started, “A condom, Tweak, and Mr. F-Runner walked into a bar …”

it was edited before I could get past that intro. Had to wipe the tears from my eyes and “poof!” It was gone.

Screenshots are your friends for the good stuff...

 

[Joe-King]

 

[notFromhere]

I need to find spots where there is a large concentration of unhealthy people. Those are the sweet spots for hot dog sales.

I'm gonna give you a pass on this one. You're probably overthinking it.

Park it in front of or across from one of the following establishments-
UK Hospital
Good Sam
Central Baptist
St Joe's
DNC headquarters (any city) must have
vegan hot dog options

 

[gollumcat]

Good stuff 75 Cat's

Goose was only a freshman. That team was ready for IU . Joe Bs finest moment, and that includes 1978 where they were prohibitive favorites.

Also, F Bob Knight. I’m sure that loss is at the top of the list of his regrets.

 

[billCgmx_]

You happen to have her address or phone number? I need to give her my bank account number, so she knows where to wire some of her money. You know, the each according to his means, needs, and whatnots.

It's said her net worth is 16 million. Why isn't she sharing all that wealth with everyone else?

 

[CatinIL]

@HymanKaplan could set up in front of a DMV office...there would be hundreds in line for hours.

 

[paulcalhoun_rivals397471]

Three posts in a row.

I think I need a job. Probably start looking after the Holidays.

I'm sure, with my "people skills" it shouldn't take me long to find something.

Driving a school bus again is not an option, not after the "parent incident" and subsequent "meeting" with my supervisor. He didn't care for my suggestion about what he could do with the "write up" I refused to sign (along with the letter of apology to that straight up trash mother that I refused to write) So, I'm open to suggestions. Let's go gang, help me find a job. I'm going to go ahead and nip the "How about Circus clown" thing in the bud so...

I'd prefer not to deal with, see, or even talk to, you know, PEOPLE, but other than that I'm wide open. Surely ONE of you all knows about a promising lead. Maybe some sort of "think tank" that's probably right in my wheel house. I'm a great "idea" man. That's probably my forte. I guess I could tutor Math but when my friend asked me to help his daughter several years ago, after 3 sessions, she told her Dad that "I wasn't working out" I dunno, my attitude was brought up/mentioned as a factor. I like the kid, known her since she was a baby, but she wasn't going to split the atom if you know what I mean.

Since you are a great idea man have you considered getting on at the morgue? You could become a love broker. Or perhaps you could open a microwave clothing store?

 

[ScrewDuke1]

Three posts in a row.

I think I need a job. Probably start looking after the Holidays.

I'm sure, with my "people skills" it shouldn't take me long to find something.

Driving a school bus again is not an option, not after the "parent incident" and subsequent "meeting" with my supervisor. He didn't care for my suggestion about what he could do with the "write up" I refused to sign (along with the letter of apology to that straight up trash mother that I refused to write) So, I'm open to suggestions. Let's go gang, help me find a job. I'm going to go ahead and nip the "How about Circus clown" thing in the bud so...

I'd prefer not to deal with, see, or even talk to, you know, PEOPLE, but other than that I'm wide open. Surely ONE of you all knows about a promising lead. Maybe some sort of "think tank" that's probably right in my wheel house. I'm a great "idea" man. That's probably my forte. I guess I could tutor Math but when my friend asked me to help his daughter several years ago, after 3 sessions, she told her Dad that "I wasn't working out" I dunno, my attitude was brought up/mentioned as a factor. I like the kid, known her since she was a baby, but she wasn't going to split the atom if you know what I mean.

Maybe you could be Sam's math teacher.

 

[FireWentOut]

Lady Cats take down Creighton. On to the final four in women's volleyball.

 

[mdluk1]

 

[FireWentOut]

Still no shooter in custody.

 

[HeismanWinner]

 

[ScrewDuke1]

I need to find spots where there is a large concentration of unhealthy people. Those are the sweet spots for hot dog sales.

Outside of JB Pritkzers (no clue if I spelled that right) house?

 

[notFromhere]

I would have, but the truck now owns my food sources...No funds to buy ramen noodles now. If you see a beggar at a freeway ramp collecting then sneak off in a white truck, that's not me..

If you give us a place, date and time, we can donate and cover your 6 as you retreat

 

[Simple Man]

 

[notFromhere]

I posted that as a joke, but out of curiosity, I started looking into it, and no **** it seems like a legit option. I might actually DO this. Hitch it to a car in the morning, roll to some arranged location and sell hot dogs during the lunch hours 3 or 4 times a week, 7 months a year. LOL You can buy those Costco 1/4 pound beef hot dogs on the cheap. Have a cooler full of sodas, and pre-packaged condiments. A dog and a drink for 3.50 nets 2 dollars an order.

Clown Dogs

"Where the Dogs are Bigger Than the Shoes!"

"It's a Circus In Your Mouth!"

Oscar Meyer was hiring drivers for their weiner mobile not too long ago. Youd have a leg up if you applied in full garb and face paint. That's no bologna, either. I saw the ad on linked-in.