Pondering the Cosmological possibilities ...

Shmuley

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I wonder if Confucius addressed an equivalent existential question?

If a majority of the football fans of the home team are secretly rooting for the opponent to win the game so as to hasten the departure of a coaching staff that has clearly lost its edge/motivation/desire/capacity to recruit, etc. ....

While, concurrently, the majority of the visiting team's fans are secretly rooting for the home team to win the game so as to hasten the departure of a coach and (certain) staff that were never qualified to run a division one program to begin with ...

Is there created, as a result of this quantum-level imbalance, a fissure in the fabric of space-time sufficient to impact the outcome of the game?

If this is too mentally taxing for you, then I give you an alternative, if not equally invigorating, query:

What is the greatest total head coach gross weight, expressed as a sum, between two opposing head coaches in one, single gridiron clash? This clash of the titans will rival any that have occurred. Has Kansas played Maryland in the last six years?