Poor fat pitcher.

[paindonthurt_]

Man we are so 17ing soft.

 

[SyonaraStanz]

Who is Lance Lynn?

 

[paindonthurt_]

Who is Lance Lynn?

A fat out of shape pitcher for the white Sox.

allegedly.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Cupcake needs to eat fewer cupcakes

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

I wish I could get people to give a **** about me being fat.

No Twitter Mob in my corner. Guess I need to be a rich athlete.

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

A fat out of shape pitcher for the white Sox who played college ball at Ole Miss.

allegedly.

 

[paindonthurt_]

I knew that name sounded familiar

 

[ckDOG]

Lance is ******* fat and out of shape. No need to church it up or dance around it.

Signed,

A fat and out of shape ckdog

 

[WilCoDawg]

This is the world we live in now.

 

[ronpolk]

Hell he has always been fat… but he’s at least been a good pitcher. Numbers are looking pretty bad this year. I guess that’s why he’s sensitive about it now.

 

[Captain Ron]

Anyone old enough to remember Terry Forster? He would approve of this post.

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

Man we are so 17ing soft.

What's this we shìt... Sounds like Steve Stone and Lance Lynn's love handles are soft.

But this board is full of a bunch of badásses that are tougher than a $2 steak. We have dudes on here that go around looking to take out armed robbers with their bare hands.**

 

[Dawgzilla2]

"I'm not an athlete; I'm a baseball player.". -- John Kruk.

 

[paindonthurt_]

Hell he has always been fat… but he’s at least been a good pitcher. Numbers are looking pretty bad this year. I guess that’s why he’s sensitive about it now.

Found some sites that had him listed at 240 before.
So that’s 30 lbs.

 

[patdog]

Anyone old enough to remember Terry Forster? He would approve of this post.

He called me a fat tub of goo. I'm gonna sue him. Then I looked at myself in the mirror and said, no he's right, how can I sue him?

Terry Forster interview with David Letterman - YouTube

 

[Cantdoitsal]

"I'm not an athlete; I'm a baseball player.". -- John Kruk.

After this, he also said he doesn't play for the National League All Star Team, he plays for the Phillies.

 

[onewoof]

pay attention to how often you see "controversial" headlines this year. it is the only way to get your attention.

suggestion: don't give them any