Predict the score for Brazil vs North KOrea on Friday......

seshomoru

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Beginning with a 73-1 dismantling of traditional power Brazil, and continuing through your 179-0 crushing blow to evil empire of the United States, your superb showing will be celebrated for infinite generations. I'd like to personally congratulate Kim Jong-il for setting a tournament and all time World Cup scoring record with 1,259 goals. The 1,259 assists; 782 saves, and 497 women impregnated in South Africa also reflect the passion and dominance of a true warrior. The world looks forward to seeing you on the pitch again in four years, and also eagerly awaits your next 18 holes in one round of golf.

May Kim Jong-il be praised,

Kim Jong-il
 

jakldawg

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Kim Jong Il scores eleventy goals by himself, and leaves with all the Brazilian hotties and finest cachaca.
(according to N. Korean media sources)

edit: THANKS FOR BEING SO SLOW, STUPID SAUSAGE FINGERS.
 

bulldogs726

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In the matches leading up they watched on tape delay and they edited out every part where the other team had the ball
 

jsireland

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last world cup, they gave the feed to north korea for free (not sure why they don't have one themselves). what with the recent diplomatic relations, they are demanding payment which north korea can't or won't pay. unless there's a deal in the next few days (hours?), they won't be able to watch their team at the world cup.

also read where the translator the media provided north korea was from the south. they immediately kicked him out of their camp.