<font face="Arial" size="2">"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor." - Harry Doyle
"Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant." - Harry Doyle
<font color="#003399">Harry Doyle</font>: [<em class="fine">Hayes takes his lead off first base[/i]] We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a hell of a job.