<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Dear Mr. Sergio Diaz
On behalf of the entire Mississippi State University staff, students, alumni, and fans I would like to congratulate you on your coaching success at Scripps Ranch High School. Your ability to design a playbook akin to what we see on ESPN's College Gameday highlights has inspired us all. Furthermore, you ability to develop quarterbacks and realize that position's importance in modern day football reminds us of innovation not seen since The Riddell Company created the hard plastic helmet in 1939.
Character is also an important personal attribute to Mississippi State. Unless I am mistaken I haven't noticed Scripps High players beating up cops, so I would like to commend you for that.
It is with great pleasure that I offer you and your offensive staff full time employment positions at Mississippi State. If you accept our offer as head football coach we will throw in a personal practice field golf cart with an experienced driver for your chauffeur.
Thank you.
Greg Bryne </p>