Pretty cool - offer letters...

statedogg

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He actually looks pretty complete. Much more impressive than Perrilloux's video a few years ago.</p>
 

gtowndawg

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Do you enjoy firearms, bar fights, and "replica" money? How about scoring once every other Saturday and throwing for 37 yards per game? If so, Mississippi State is the place for you!
 

statedogg

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Dear Mr. Sergio Diaz

On behalf of the entire Mississippi State University staff, students, alumni, and fans I would like to congratulate you on your coaching success at Scripps Ranch High School. Your ability to design a playbook akin to what we see on ESPN's College Gameday highlights has inspired us all. Furthermore, you ability to develop quarterbacks and realize that position's importance in modern day football reminds us of innovation not seen since The Riddell Company created the hard plastic helmet in 1939.

Character is also an important personal attribute to Mississippi State. Unless I am mistaken I haven't noticed Scripps High players beating up cops, so I would like to commend you for that.

It is with great pleasure that I offer you and your offensive staff full time employment positions at Mississippi State. If you accept our offer as head football coach we will throw in a personal practice field golf cart with an experienced driver for your chauffeur.

Thank you.

Greg Bryne </p>
 

vhdawg

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....if he finds out we mean Everett, it could be a dealbreaker.
 

jmbeck

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I guaran-damned-tee you my first order of business would be to have destroyed anything that didn't have 2008 National Champions on it.

Especially when sending it out to recruits.
 

jmbeck

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Be sure to ask for Sharon Mangum, to assure that your call goes through.

I'm also quite surprised that Oregon sends a simple block letter with "Oregon Ducks" across the top as opposed to a pre-recorded talking hologram dealio (think R2-D2 in Star Wars) compliments of Nike.

Or at the very least, a diamond plated texture.