(fight starts)<div>Delaney drops monocle into brandy snifter</div><div>"Oh dear. PLEASE, EVERYONE avert the ladies' and children's eyes. I knew this could happen when these troublesome warm weather sports get played at such a...(clenches jaw) rapid...pace. Clearly they are more suited for those churlish southerners and their notorious sun-baked short tempers. It is precisely for this reason that we play our football matches at a more leisurely pace, so as not to raise the hackles of our fellow competitors. It is also why we prefer our baskets-ball contests to be fundamentally sound defensively. No point in showboating and possibly souring the mood of other scholar-athletes by scoring more than fifty points. Yes, if someone wishes to indulge in this Doubleday's folly, they should keep it off our fair campuses and confine it to urban habitats like Jacobs Field or Comiskey Park where the local constabulatory is more proficient at keeping such hooliganism at bay."</div><div>
</div><div>(the 45 second point in the video)</div><div>"GET THE 17 BACK IN THE DUGOUT!!!"</div><div>
</div><div>"If it were only that simple, good sir."</div>