Proper adequate when taking a dump at work

ukfan03

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LOL Man I lost it on this one
 
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dgtatu01

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I always go to a different floor. I work with 300 people on my floor and about 80% of them are dudes.. our men's room is freaking Baghdad by 10:00am.. The damn seats don't cool down until 3:00pm.

I go 3 floors down to crap in peace, with a nice, cool toilet seat and no one to ask me some dumb question or the typical "Monday's, am I right?"

No Jerry, STFU about Monday's. I'm holding my junk, stop talking to me.

This is pretty much my situation, except I'm a 36 year old man and I don't need privacy to take a dump. Also it's a dump, odds are it's going to stink, so I don't really care what anyone else thinks about that either.
 

Wall2Boogie

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Stay clear of all buffet, White Castle, and Waffle House bathrooms. They are the worst. But the topper is truck stop bathrooms if shitting was a sport they would be multimillionaires
 
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sg24_

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The men's bathroom in my office is also the tornado shelter. A big fear is to have to run in there during a severe event and someone is dropping some major damage. It is a big joke during safety training but could scar people if that was the real deal.
 
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GhostVol

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Moral of the day. Get to know your housecleaning staff. Treat them with respect. In turn, they will take care of you. Excellent posts, members of the Paddock, but when you have access to the "unmarked toilets' your deuce troubles are over. I haven't used a regular men's room in 15 years at the hospital. Ain't nothing like taking a dump on the clock AND not having to worry about anybody coming in while you do dump.
 

LineSkiCat14

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Exactly. And double so if you serve the people that use the very same bathoom. I've literally had people ask me a computer question with my dick in my hand.

After the 3rd of 4th time that was enough.. I'll gladly walk up and down a few flights to not be bothered.

Plus, while I don't mind a somewhat stinky bathroom.. when you have 200 dudes and 5 stalls.. the place is horrific by mid morning. Not to mention the germs in general.. you're asking to catch a cold or the flue in that bathroom.
 

StubbornPenny

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I found an almost secret bathroom here at UK that I use. It's got two sets of doors that only a few people have the key to (me being one of them). I can dump in absolute peace.