I always go to a different floor. I work with 300 people on my floor and about 80% of them are dudes.. our men's room is freaking Baghdad by 10:00am.. The damn seats don't cool down until 3:00pm.
I go 3 floors down to crap in peace, with a nice, cool toilet seat and no one to ask me some dumb question or the typical "Monday's, am I right?"
No Jerry, STFU about Monday's. I'm holding my junk, stop talking to me.
Nope. I wouldn't **** in a hospital toilet. Too afraid of MRSA
No joke. That's what the hospital bed is there for anyway. Just let it rip. Even if you're not the patient and just visiting some sick loser.Nope. I wouldn't **** in a hospital toilet. Too afraid of MRSA
No joke. That's what the hospital bed is there for anyway. Just let it rip. Even if you're not the patient and just visiting some sick loser.
Hits anything that moves. Won't **** in a hospital. [roll][roll]
Gotta admire a man that will ride a $20 hooker bareback but won't sit on a hospital toilet seat. The man has principles.
They are probably filming you.I found an almost secret bathroom here at UK that I use. It's got two sets of doors that only a few people have the key to (me being one of them). I can dump in absolute peace.
They are probably filming you.
They are probably filming you.