Got these from another board I frequent. Modified a bit. Thought they might be appropriate in light of some of the new posters we've picked up lately.
This is a forum for MSU Bulldog Fans to come together and discuss MSU sports, MSU sports rumors, general college sports, the *** of the day, or just hang out and BS with the rest of us.
<center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Before you enter our world however there are a few key questions that you need to answer. [/center] <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">1) Are you retarded?</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">2) Seriously, don't **** me here. Are you a retard or not?</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">3) Let me clarify that "retard" is not being used in a strictly clinical manner. It is meant less technically and more broadly. A "retard," for purposes of these questions, includes the following categories: ****-for-brains, spazzmoid, goldbricking layabout, drooling imbecile, inpenetrably idiotic incompetent, pink tutu wearing newbie and anyone we don't like.</p> <div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center"> 4) Suppose that Mary has six apples and John has three apples. If Mary gives John two of her apples, would you like to stop thinking about this question and begin finger-painting unicorns frolicking under a happy-happy rainbow and/or Godzilla taking a dump on the Chrysler Building? </div> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">If you answered yes or even had to think about the answers to any of those questions or worse actually finger painted something to prove your not a retard then don't even bother to enter cuz we'll eat you alive.</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">Furthermore if you are a thin skinned whiney *** pansy who gets all goose-bumpy at the thought of self affirmation classes then don't waste our time. You can piss off right now.</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">Thank you and have a nice day.</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">
</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: left;">Got these from another board I frequent. Modified a bit. Thought they might be appropriate in light of some of the new posters we've picked up lately.
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This is a forum for MSU Bulldog Fans to come together and discuss MSU sports, MSU sports rumors, general college sports, the *** of the day, or just hang out and BS with the rest of us.
<center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Before you enter our world however there are a few key questions that you need to answer. [/center] <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">1) Are you retarded?</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">2) Seriously, don't **** me here. Are you a retard or not?</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">3) Let me clarify that "retard" is not being used in a strictly clinical manner. It is meant less technically and more broadly. A "retard," for purposes of these questions, includes the following categories: ****-for-brains, spazzmoid, goldbricking layabout, drooling imbecile, inpenetrably idiotic incompetent, pink tutu wearing newbie and anyone we don't like.</p> <div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center"> 4) Suppose that Mary has six apples and John has three apples. If Mary gives John two of her apples, would you like to stop thinking about this question and begin finger-painting unicorns frolicking under a happy-happy rainbow and/or Godzilla taking a dump on the Chrysler Building? </div> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">If you answered yes or even had to think about the answers to any of those questions or worse actually finger painted something to prove your not a retard then don't even bother to enter cuz we'll eat you alive.</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">Furthermore if you are a thin skinned whiney *** pansy who gets all goose-bumpy at the thought of self affirmation classes then don't waste our time. You can piss off right now.</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">Thank you and have a nice day.</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">
</p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: left;">Got these from another board I frequent. Modified a bit. Thought they might be appropriate in light of some of the new posters we've picked up lately.
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