it's great having so many bells in a game. It takes only a half assed attempt at hiding the thing to get them in and no BS after that. 17 the SEC and bring more in DWS. Now it's just a matter of which school bitches the loudest after they lose to us because of cowbells.
Props to Byrne on bell's
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State has winning season, followed by inbred, unibrowed, mushmouthed trash from opposing schools saying "we's cheetin' wif cowbaiells". They never say anything as long as they're kicking our ***.
For the JSU game I was stopped 5-10 steps in and had to turn it in. This past weekend, they had people checking real hard, but I made it through.coursesuper said:
My conclusion: Security hates students.
When I was a student, I walked in with an extra large bell stuffed in a baggy shorts pocket. Had those pom-pom-on-a-stick things covering the handle which was sticking out of my pants. Looked as inconspicuous as somebody with cans of beer rolled up in the sleaves of a t-shirt. I made it in.jcdawgman18 said:
My friend who was with me with a really small bell got called out when 1/2 inch of the handle could be seen sticking out of his pocket.
that fat ***** working the student section gate was hawking everyone down... If anyone had any mis-shape in their pants she would take it... I saw her take at least 5 cowbells from people in front of me who had them concealed.... 17 you you fat *****. I hope you choke one a Big Mac this week
her and a ton of other bitches were eyeing all the students and patting them down, which according to Byrne they should not be doing. One lady told my brother she had to check him and he responded with "you can't pat me down." She looked at him kind of dumfoundedly and just said ok well then let me see your ID and she let him in. But all in all I've seen more cowbells get taken up this year than both last year and the year before combined.</p>
The same thing happened to me. She squeezed the bottom of my bag and gave me a suspicious look. Before she said anything I said, "Hey, you cannot pat us down." She looked perplexed, and said, "Yes, we can." I then just walked away smiling, and she didn't say anything. I guess the lesson is not to admit anything when they suspect something. Just say no it isn't a cowbell and walk in.
throw away water and snacks out of a soft cooler. No cowbell or liquor, just a little snack for later. You would have think I had a nuclear device the way she acted!#@ I hope she also choked on her 3rd big mac after the game!@###